2.24.2006

Fan boiz friday

Felice friday and as a new instalment here at jalg, we're gunna do fan appreciation friday. Thanks everybody for all of you fauning emails and hillarious comments. Suggestions are always welcome.

Pics!
These two honey badgers are courtesey of my dear friend Monki Brewster, huge madonna fan.

Showing agression or doing the butterfly? If we took a holiday...

Holy fuck, it's a luckdragon. I said, holy fuck it's a luckdragon.
It's about to talk I swear. C'mon. What are you going to say. It's going to be so wise and witty. Kinda scary.


Let's see, what elses do we have.....O, this isn't technicly fan inspired, I just found it on my desktop. But it's pretty fucking cute.
I have a very strong feeling that this guy's been up before. But, honestly, who cares. My memory is just bad enough that I'm willing to enjoy things twice. You should try it.
That's not his toung its the tounge of a giant snake that he's eating. It's really just a squirrel.

Ok, onto the north american possums which were sen to me by JB Zimmerman in response to the honey possums that we threw up around vd-day.

Raaaar. Looks like Splinter's comin to git ya. Beedy little eyes: surprisingly cute.
He looks all evil and junk but get your pinky into his little underbelly and man-o-man does he go nuts. Coochie-coochie-coo.

Don't these guys remind you of American Tale. They floated here from norway in that bucket and now they're unloading at Ellis Island (where they will be washed, vaccinated and renamed.)
One of them is wearing a thimble for a hat and another is carrying a box of matches for a suticase. Those are the only objects of that scale that I can think of. It's gunna be tough guys but in three generations, you'll be living the american dream.

According to the filename, this is a this is a tarsier. DING! Another desktop score.
There is kind of a blurry line below the nose that I think is the mouth and if I'm right, he's making an incredibly baffled expression. Kind of Kermit D Frog-ish. Not to mention that his eyes are clearly backlit. This is one of those internet optical illusion where if you look striaght into his eyes for 60 seconds and then close your eyes for 10 and then hold your breath for 20 and then drink water upsidedown, you'll see god.

Woops, this one is from khyde, who didn't feel like actually communicating with me but did send me this link.
So malproportioned. Apparently, he's a kiwi and the poor little guy gets no help from his parents. Hatch and go. Go get 'em motherfucker, it's a cruel world but your fucking badass and nothing can stop you. You can do anything you put your mind to!

The remaining pics are all from my lovely new fiance Nikita (embedded sound), who i believe is either from Belarus or Thailand.

This is a tenrec and don't even think about it, I have him next for taxes. He's good: last year he managed to get all of the tips I gave to strippers deducted ($66,000).
It's cool dude, I like math too. But don't tell anybody, or else. Tenrecs are sometimes called fake hedgehogs.


We've seen sloths before but not like this. OG B-boy sloth. Boombox and cardboard mat. The french still do this shit, I can't believe it. Love 'em.
And for my next trick, I'm going to juggle one baby three-toed b-boy sloth while doing the turtle.

<Cathartic>Uggghhhhhh, I am so embarrassed. What did I do last night? Now this girl won't talk to me because apparently I said something terrible, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.</Cathartic>
I guess I'll just hide my face like this silky anteater. Wow! C'meer. I wonder how big you are. Hmmmmm.

Ooop. I see you. Hi. Such a nice little question mark like tail on this guy and again with the no-ears thing. One giant claw for opening beer cans and bags of chips.
Why are you so shy sliky anteater?

Shit, well, it's almost saturday now here at jalg fan boiz friday. Opps. Looks like I done blogged the whole day away. Keep those emails coming and get ready for the big switch to www.justalittleguy.com .

13 Comments:

Anonymous Dinty said...

This post is A+ math. How the f!?* are the biters at Bo-ring Overload going to even approach? Science is too tight yo.

6:36 PM

 
Anonymous Sashi said...

Just thought you should know that there's a Judy Dench look-a-like otter on the loose:

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/2005-03-24otter02.jpg

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Blogger finatron said...

jesus christ u werent kidding when u told me u just did an epic post. I cant believe you went with "an american tail" when a wire reference seems more obvious. hello....can....illegal aliens....just sayin

re-otter!

1:13 PM

 
Anonymous mollie said...

thanks for reminding me of the luck dragon! hadn't thought about flying on his back for a while.

1:38 AM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

Just be sure to tell the agency that I can bring the sloths with me. It's a bitch getting them through customs.

10:51 PM

 
Anonymous gnumoon said...

Big fan of your site...thought I'd mention that your honey badger looks more to me like Morla, the Ancient One than the luck dragon.

http://www.geocities.com/echoes_ca/geschichte/Morla.html

2:36 AM

 
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good call gnumoon

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Anonymous Ras said...

The 'squirrel' is a Numbat. It's an insectivorous marsupial.

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