Happy belated valentines day. I'm so sorry I forgot. It's ok to hate me, but please don't. I got you these: Pikas.
If you could only hear the noise that these guys make. It's like a "smeeep. smeeeeeeeeep" and I change my ring to it.
Ooooooo, carnations. I just love carnations. Thanks so much. You're the best pika.
Awwww. smeeeeeep you too.
What a lovely bouquet. Is that baby's breath.
They live among the rocks.
Oh don't even. You can't make up for that shit you pulled with flowers. You got to earn my love, bitch.
Put that stupid grin away before I smack it off of your fat face. Oh my. Is that cilantro? I do like cilantro. Ok, ya fuck, I forgive you.