smeeeeeep
Happy belated valentines day. I'm so sorry I forgot. It's ok to hate me, but please don't. I got you these: Pikas.
If you could only hear the noise that these guys make. It's like a "smeeep. smeeeeeeeeep" and I change my ring to it.

Ooooooo, carnations. I just love carnations. Thanks so much. You're the best pika.

What a lovely bouquet. Is that baby's breath.

Oh don't even. You can't make up for that shit you pulled with flowers. You got to earn my love, bitch.

Put that stupid grin away before I smack it off of your fat face. Oh my. Is that cilantro? I do like cilantro. Ok, ya fuck, I forgive you.
10 Comments:
awwwwwww I nearly died when i saw them XD
they are sooo small and cute ;o;
5:00 PM
She is nothin' but pure sweetness, so speak soft, gentle words to her, eh. Love from Canada, land of the Pika.
5:10 PM
I hope you have seen the pure pika happiness on The Life of Mammals with David Attenborough (my fucking hero)(after JALG, that is).
5:21 PM
It should be noted that "anonymous" at 5:10pm was in love with the pika picture that I had on my wall, *until* I took her up in to the mountains, and showed her the real thing. "That's it?" she said, visibly disappointed. She had imagined a big, cuddly bunny sized thing,not some little "smeep" thing that would fit in your hand with room to spare.
8:06 PM
dearest awwww,
i think i maybe want to marry you. smeep can be our flower girl. how goddamn precious would that be? well, i'll tell you: real goddamn precious. you set the date and i'm there.
JS
8:36 PM
i also found us a wedding photographer. his name is jim doty, jr.
JS
8:38 PM
pika, pika.
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