Happy belated valentines day. I'm so sorry I forgot. It's ok to hate me, but please don't. I got you these: Pikas.

If you could only hear the noise that these guys make. It's like a "smeeep. smeeeeeeeeep" and I change my ring to it.
Thanks Jim.

Ooooooo, carnations. I just love carnations. Thanks so much. You're the best pika.

Awwww. smeeeeeep you too.

What a lovely bouquet. Is that baby's breath.
They live among the rocks.

Oh don't even. You can't make up for that shit you pulled with flowers. You got to earn my love, bitch.

Put that stupid grin away before I smack it off of your fat face. Oh my. Is that cilantro? I do like cilantro. Ok, ya fuck, I forgive you.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

awwwwwww I nearly died when i saw them XD
they are sooo small and cute ;o;

5:00 PM

Blogger finatron said...

yay live JALG! I saw the magic happen right before my eyes. Maybe we should netflix milo and otis next

1:24 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is nothin' but pure sweetness, so speak soft, gentle words to her, eh. Love from Canada, land of the Pika.

5:10 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you have seen the pure pika happiness on The Life of Mammals with David Attenborough (my fucking hero)(after JALG, that is).

5:21 PM

Blogger Robert said...

It should be noted that "anonymous" at 5:10pm was in love with the pika picture that I had on my wall, *until* I took her up in to the mountains, and showed her the real thing. "That's it?" she said, visibly disappointed. She had imagined a big, cuddly bunny sized thing,not some little "smeep" thing that would fit in your hand with room to spare.

8:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dearest awwww,

i think i maybe want to marry you. smeep can be our flower girl. how goddamn precious would that be? well, i'll tell you: real goddamn precious. you set the date and i'm there.


8:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i also found us a wedding photographer. his name is jim doty, jr.


8:38 PM

Anonymous adrianna said...

pika, pika.

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