Taggin' hookers

You're kidding right? Wait, hold on, look at the text. You're fucking kidding right? Where do I start? Eyes, ears, whiskers, sad face, wrinkly skin, floppy fins, pile of sea lions in background. OR! hooker OR! tagged. I think this picture was planted on the internet just for JALG.


Fuckin'... Come here buddy, you look like you need a hug. I'm sorry I scolded you but that was part of what $150 and a sixer of red stripe buys me. Privelage. Come on over here and give me a goddamn hug.
Look at that big 'ol forehead. Noogies. I'm starting to get a little suspicious about how much this little chap looks like a dog. Noogies.