1.18.2006

Momonga

Well, after Bronwyn solved the big fucking mystery over what this guy was, what else can we do but look at more pictures of him.

This is like the birds and the bees scene in cartoons. Little hearts floating up over their heads and popping. Plink. Plonk. And they rock back and forth to some song from the fifties. Moon River or something like that.
The one on the right looks like he's about to fall off. He's just barely got a grip with his toes and his ass is hanging waaaaay off the back of that stick. Woops, falls backwards grabs his friend and they both plummet to their bloody death right? Wrong, douche! These are Momonga, the dwarf Japanese Flying Squirrel. They can fucking fly.


Oh, hello! Whatcha doing on that stick little guy? Just checkin' the scene? Word.
Look at his big 'ol eyes and his smug little fucking grin. He knows he's cute. He knows he doesn't even have to try. Some people have it so fucking easy.


Creepin'. Comin out at night and bangin'.
They're so fat.

Allow me to interject here with some rodentia Japonica. Don't be fooled. There is a veritable infinitude of bizarre Japanese websites slathered with cute animals. I'd be mad if there wasn't.

This guy is just straight posted up on this stick.
Peep his left arm. It's got this stiff upperclass thing going on as if he's remarking on the state of London. This coming from a fucking squirrel whose ass is hanging waaaay off the back of the stick he's perched on.

This is just fucking crazy. Seriously. Possibly the scariest image I've ever seen. They are watching and following you. They know where you are, what you're doing and why at all times. There is no escaping their gaze. It's like the naturalist's "Big Brother." But cuter.

Who's your favorite? I know mine. The one on the left. He looks like fucking Wolverine ready to pounce. Feel me? And his gaze is so intent. I'm creeped out. For real.

The first and third ones are via Eileen.

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These have usurped sugar gliders in terms of "disgustingly cute" in my mind.
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This is hilarious. I can't get over the little wolverine thing, damn funny.

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i missed this...i'm so excited. they are the best.

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