Joey!

We've been down this road before. Kangaroad.
For god's sake somebody get this guy a cigarette. You shouldn't be allowed to squat so intently without a Marlboro and a duck hanging in the window behind you.

His feet are fucking huge. That's all there is to say about this. Well, not really. His ears are pretty fucking enormous but overall the picture lacks a certain humanity don't you think?

O, there it is. So, they actually do this. They hang out in their mother's pouches and they just do. This blows my mind. This isn't just one of those things that you learn in elementary school but isn't actually true like the Great Wall of China or the Atom.

Now, I'd like to pause to take special notice of the arm dangling blasely. But where the hell are those enormous feet. That pouch must be super-fucking-huge. ew.

Appartently these things are a giant nuisance down unda and they are just everywhere. I can see that.

Doesn't he look kind of menacing. Like he's going to shit on the hood of your auto and then scamper off. WHY? You could just shit on the ground next to my auto. And he's fast as hell to boot. Worst of all he just looks like a awkwardly proportioned person. I'm absolutely sceeved. Conclusion:Kangaroos are gross.