NYT on the ball

This from our good friends in midtown:

Scientists who study the evolution of visual signaling have identified a wide and still expanding assortment of features and behaviors that make something look cute: bright forward-facing eyes set low on a big round face, a pair of big round ears, floppy limbs and a side-to-side, teeter-totter gait, among many others.

Those are scientists talking. Morons. You can't analyze cute. If you try you end up saying dumb shit like "teeter-totter gait" as if it's science. Here's the link if for no other reason then to check out some more Tai Shan, the original panda gansta.