Penguin Poop
I am sorry. Really sorry. There's no need for this. None.
WOW! Let's ignore the poop for a second and talk about the way this little pooper is up on his tiptoes mounting his brother while his mom watches him poop. She's all : Good work honey.
And he's making that screwed up satisfied face that dogs make when they poop and make eye contact at the same time. I have chills.
Thanks Sarafina
posted by awww at 11:25 AM
20 Comments:
Seriously, one day I am gonna look at your comments and either shit myself or give birth to a human child...
Too funny! Please write my epitath. Please.
5:19 PM
BTW, I am pregnant and cannot be bothered to spell correctly anymore.
5:20 PM
I think is more like "gross-good thing I am standing over here".
7:30 PM
also, can we talk about how that is the most nozzle-like-- you could say squeeze-cheeseish-- anus that I have seen in all my days.
8:19 PM
and we all know Louis has seen a lot of anusus or should i say an-i?
8:24 PM
That's gross, I hate you.
2:23 AM
"...satisfied face that dogs make..."
You mean like this.
9:38 AM
I'll never use toothpaste again.
10:49 AM
mr. r-- your cloak of anonymity cannot obscure the vile depths of your ignorance. for a childish prurience with regard to the body-- nay, a troubled relationship to your own sexuality-- is hardly the mark of maturity. for shame.
11:28 AM
Good call rick lee. You nailed it.
P.S. nice headshot.
12:12 PM
I have an important scientific wuestion: if that penguin were standing on the edge of an 100 ft cliff, and it was 25˚ out woulf it's poo/pee freeze solid by the time it hit the frigid ocean below?
4:49 PM
" also, can we talk about how that is the most nozzle-like-- you could say squeeze-cheeseish-- anus that I have seen in all my days. "
Birds have just one hole-- a vent. It's for pooping/peeing (the white stuff in bird poop is their "pee" or urates, the clear stuff is pee, and the green/colored stuff is poop) and for sex.
1:24 PM
A close friend once told me, in the strictest of confidences, that the velocity of a penguin's shit is high enough to chip a human's front tooth.
Now that I think about it, he was a snaggletoothed bastard.
2:58 PM
Now hang on a tick, Jesse. I'm confused about how boy birds can use that vent for sex. I mean, a hole does not do much good when it's trying to deliver sperm to another hole.
Clearly I do need to learn more about bird anatomy, though.
7:38 PM
anon 7:38--
I have always wondered about that myself. I have an African Grey parrot , which is why I know about bird hole, but I have not remembered or felt like asking the vet. I think something comes out of the hole.
3:38 PM
BTW- JK=jesse
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