2.04.2006

Dino-Dillo

Suckle that rubber teat, my little Pangolin friend. When you grow up you'll basicly be a stegosaurus or something. You'll pick up cows and shake them back and forth in your powerful jaws.

O snap, you totally bought that. Pangolins don't even have teeth or the ability to chew. You're so fucking gulllible.

This is as ferocious as Pangolins get when they're grown. He's bashful, leave him alone. Meatwad? Anybody? Anybody?

15 Comments:

Blogger dzusa said...

mmmm, artichokes...

11:02 PM

 
Anonymous Lindsey said...

Yay! You took my suggestion! A Pangolin is like a pinecone, but with a cuter face and a prehensile tail.

6:01 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, those things are incredible. Sometimes Awww, you really do a public service by introducing these amazing creatures.
xox
T

6:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is not a pinecone, that sucker is an artichoke. All the way.

I wonder if he would be delicious if you steamed him and dipped him in butter. Unfortunately he's too cute to try.

7:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not a meat wad...a predator shredder. "The cutting action of their armor-plated scales, worked by powerful muscles, protect them, too, by inflicting serious wounds on anything inserted between them. Pangolins also have well-developed anal scent glands that emit strong, foul-smelling secretions."

7:49 PM

 
Blogger Acornbud said...

Wow, is that a real creature or CGI?

11:20 AM

 
Blogger trudatnyc said...

"anal scent glands"?!?! as if the poo weren't odorous enough they have GLANDS to enhance the smells?!

2:21 PM

 
Blogger beccajo said...

pangooooolinnnnn.....they look like an incredibly blown up eyebrow mite if you ask me.

BTW your mortal enema-s over at CU posted about the japanese squirrels today as if they were the first animal blog to discover them. i was like, whaaa? am i looking at JALG instead? no? uh oh.

4:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.

9:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.

9:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.

9:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf? i have no idea how that happened. sorry.

9:35 PM

 
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