Dino-Dillo
Suckle that rubber teat, my little Pangolin friend. When you grow up you'll basicly be a stegosaurus or something. You'll pick up cows and shake them back and forth in your powerful jaws.
O snap, you totally bought that. Pangolins don't even have teeth or the ability to chew. You're so fucking gulllible.
This is as ferocious as Pangolins get when they're grown. He's bashful, leave him alone. Meatwad? Anybody? Anybody?
12 Comments:
mmmm, artichokes...
11:02 PM
Yay! You took my suggestion! A Pangolin is like a pinecone, but with a cuter face and a prehensile tail.
6:01 AM
God, those things are incredible. Sometimes Awww, you really do a public service by introducing these amazing creatures.
xox
T
6:28 PM
That is not a pinecone, that sucker is an artichoke. All the way.
I wonder if he would be delicious if you steamed him and dipped him in butter. Unfortunately he's too cute to try.
7:12 PM
not a meat wad...a predator shredder. "The cutting action of their armor-plated scales, worked by powerful muscles, protect them, too, by inflicting serious wounds on anything inserted between them. Pangolins also have well-developed anal scent glands that emit strong, foul-smelling secretions."
7:49 PM
Wow, is that a real creature or CGI?
11:20 AM
"anal scent glands"?!?! as if the poo weren't odorous enough they have GLANDS to enhance the smells?!
2:21 PM
i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.
9:34 PM
i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.
9:34 PM
i got to see this little guy live and in color at the LA zoo. when he yawned, his little tongue went ALL the way out. like, six inches of little ant-eating tongue. it was SO painfully cute.
9:34 PM
wtf? i have no idea how that happened. sorry.
9:35 PM
Very nice site! »
8:48 PM
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