9.09.2006

So, I moved from brooklyn to new jersey and let me tell you all the rumors are true. Jersey sucks. OMG. and i don't say that lightly. But i went out walkin today and they got all kinds of animals running around here which to me is weird because basicly, i abhor animals and all the dirt and diseas that they spread around. Ew, seriously. Also, blogger beta is giving me mad hassle and it's dark in here and i can't see the keyboard fucking bullshit ass cunt. That was a typo.


So the first animal i saw today was a badger, i think. What do i know about animals but he was running around like he had just snuck into a concert and was afraid of getting caught.

He didn't really look like this but this is pretty cute anyway i guess.
Looks like a grumpy old man. Relax dude, enjoy the rubdown.
Also, i don't think that the thing i saw was a badger. It might have been a really really fat squirrel because they have a lot of squirells out her. In particular they're famous for their black squirels which are really more brown and they have them in stuy town anyway. Did somebody buy up stuy town yet. Let me know, i don't have the internet here.

The next animal i saw was a gigantic fucking mean as shit looking buck. The only reason i say buck instead of deer is because i play big buck hunter sometimes and i know that the ones with the horns are called bucks. Needless to say i had no shotgun at hand so i just stared at this fucking thing which was twice my size and clearly itching for a fight. Stoic motherfuckers they are.


This picture again looks nothing like what i saw out there. This guys all cute and snuggly and camoflaged. The one i saw was wearing his charging boots.
Hide behind that tree little dude. Your dad's a big mean bastard and he's gunna beat the fuck out of you if he finds out what you did in the shed out back.

so cute

5 Comments:

Blogger Louis said...

I GOT YOUR BADGER RIGHT HERE

no, please come get it

please come

11:49 PM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

You are living in a state of irony, with Elmer Fudd and Bambi, or rather, with their creepy uncles. It could be worse, but I'm not sure how. All the same, it's nice to have you back. Hang in their lil guy, I'm sure they'll hook you up to the grid sooner or later, and once you have electricity and the threat of deadlines looming, maybe spending a little quality time on JALG will become very enticing indeed. I hope so.

1:39 AM

 
Blogger Akio said...

I would like a small badger such as that.

6:44 AM

 
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