6.13.2006

Pancakes or Waffles 10 : I'm Baaaaack, killah

Ok, jeez you guys are relentless. I tried to ditch this thing but it followed me home and now it won't leave.

Also I was killing time because there are not a lot of pictures of cute fossas out there. But here's one, oh wait, two!

I call this the ultimate sucker punch. The one on the bottom, he's been hanging there for like 4 days waiting for what's his face to come across that rope and you know what's gunna happen when he does. KaPlapp.

But that'll just daze him. Then there'll be a 20 minute flesh tearing fest to see who's actually cuter.

See, I told you P or W was a better way. But no, you wanted the bloodbath you fucking maniac.

But how are you gunna take on this guy. Fight til your dead but this baby rusty spotted genet is about to snuggle his way right into your colon so he can eat you from the inside out. What are you going to do huh, punch yourself in the colon. Good luck with that.I really see here a kind of deconstructed adult genet. It's like all the same pieces but put together at a different scale. Maybe that's what all baby animals are. Just franken-adult animals. Whoa.

Alright, I freaking myself out. Go vote and don't fill up my comments section with that "it's good to have you back shit."

Parenthetical note: The other reason I didn't give up the blog is because I only got one submission from some uber-psycho who sent me a picture of a monkey sucking his own dick!
And then he had the audacity to not even mention that fact in his commentary. Wha!? That's

a) bordering on beastiality, which I'll talk about participating in but not really participate in.

b) Dodging your own hook.

c) Puritanically chaste in its avoidance.

d) Actually gross (that's why I'm not showing it)

45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah please don't. After that bear with the junk.. ugh.

Oh yeah I vote for that other thing with the ring tail, not the fossa.

10:37 PM

 
Blogger Katy said...

this was hard..but i think i have to go with the genet...it kills with a bite to the neck...bad ass

10:52 PM

 
Anonymous jay said...

dude, i haven't got shit on any fossa. and the genet? not like back in the day we don't.
what's really important here is our quarter-sized pal the pygmy jerboa. other animals trumped, and trumped again. he's right here waiting.
www.kentosh.co.jp/noah/ kentosh/PygmyJerboa.html
(this is just lazier than email. so whatever.)

3:28 AM

 
Anonymous Ocean's Edge said...

Genet. The eyes win it everytime :)

8:37 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I present to you:

The Cockmonkey

10:42 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus, look at the nails in that little fucker.

11:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're going Jean Genet over here, 100%, all the way.

11:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a tough call, but I gotta go with the antics of these fossae.

11:52 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another vote for Jean Genet Ramsey.

Goddddamn that is not only a monkey sucking his own self but a creepy albinopygmy hairless suckerfucker.

2:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fossa fossa fossa fossssssssssaaaaa

2:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUt that cocksucking whore is *soooo* cute!

3:55 PM

 
Anonymous L.M. said...

I like the blood curdling threats embodied in both of our candidates.

But I'll vote for Genet, as a congratulatory gesture towards the upcoming Gay Pride Days all over the world

6:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tough one, good match up...but i am going to have to back the genet this time...raccoon tail man, raccoon tail.

7:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genet. OMFG. Like a cross between a raccoon and a kitten.

10:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As T.I. says, "Look I'll kill ya bro." As T.I. goes, so goes the genet. Therefore, as the genet goes, so goes the fossa -- in the sense of "he must go," i.e. he's outta here.

10:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genet!

12:46 AM

 
Blogger emily said...

Fossafossafossafossaaaaaa
I like that upside down action, and I am a big fan of animals that destroy wicker furniture too. Plus that genet is kinda kreepy looking to me. Its eyes are just too big and blank.

2:45 AM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

Any animal who wrote "Our Lady of the Flowers" is OK with me. GO Jean Genet.
But Awww, did you not recieve my humble submission? Sure, it was almost as tasteless as the self-fellating monkeee, but is that sufficient reason to ignore it? Perhaps it is...
yours,
I.S.

2:51 AM

 
Anonymous riikka said...

That genet has such looks that in any moment it will jump on my face and tear the eyes out. I like my eyes. Also I strongly believe playfulness of fossa is a benefit in fight for survival. How, cannot tell, but I'm supporting fossa anyway.

7:27 AM

 
Blogger Johnny Hazard said...

Genet got's it going.

11:36 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby genet all the way!

2:09 PM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

G-g-g-genet!

(To the Chia-Pet jingle.)

8:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure those are actually the same animal...
it's too close to call.

thanks for not abandoning us, daddy

12:01 AM

 
Blogger faith-o said...

I wasn't going to vote because I really want them both to win. But I guess that's not how life goes, so genet. (sorry fossa!)

8:14 AM

 
Blogger faith-o said...

I wasn't going to vote because I really want them both to win. But I guess that's not how life goes, so genet. (sorry fossa!)

8:14 AM

 
Blogger Spottie G said...

fossa

12:32 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

genet

3:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm for them fossas, man. That genet looks like cute overload material. no offense.

5:38 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fossa! FOSSA FOSSA!

5:32 PM

 
Anonymous littletarsier said...

f to the ossa.

1:18 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I was out blogging and found your site. It certainly got my attention and interest. I was looking for Dry Food information and even though this isn't a perfect match I enjoyed your site. Thanks for the read!

7:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I was out blogging and found your site. It certainly got my attention and interest. I was looking for Toys information and even though this isn't a perfect match I enjoyed your site. Thanks for the read!

8:31 PM

 
Blogger sarah said...

i would like to keep the fossa.

but vote to eliminate the annoying comment spammers.

(ps also it's good to have you back.)

2:22 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I was out blogging and found your site. It certainly got my attention and interest. I was looking for Womens information and even though this isn't a perfect match I enjoyed your site. Thanks for the read!

8:30 PM

 
Blogger Joanne said...

Yeah, genet!

7:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I was out blogging and found your site. It certainly got my attention and interest. I was looking for a way to support the awesomeness of the fossa and even though this isn't a perfect match I enjoyed your site. Thanks for the read!

1:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fossa tag team action!

7:41 PM

 
Blogger Alizarin said...

Fossa all the way. As Anonymous says, the genet is treading mighty close to Cute Overload material. When it grows up maybe it'll be a ravenous predator, but for now it's one bow on the ear away from San Rio.

The fossas, on the other hand, have a family act going ... an act of adorable mauling. The hanging from the rope is the best. You can tell that, when they grow up, they'll be the apex predators of Madagascar.

2:03 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP »

8:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice site! »

5:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i came across this site by complete accident. ive been reading it and i am crying i am laughing so hard. i dont know you but you fucking rule my world right now.

12:50 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so adorable...but, do you have to FUCKING swear so god damn much? Really! First and second and maybe even third is cute, but the whole fucking site is not but cussin'...but baby animals are cute

6:32 PM

 
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6:46 AM

 
Blogger Kelly said...

absolutely hilarious commentary

10:13 PM

 
Blogger Kelly said...

absolutely hilarious commentary. Maybe even the best part, and those were some great pictures :)

10:14 PM

 

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