p-Cakes or W-fles VII
Meow, here's how I see it. Bear in a tree may have won the last PvW based solely on the surprisingly vocal sloth-hating public, but hey, fair's fair. Not being hated as much is the same as being loved more, right mom?
In this corner:
Hang in there. I read that on a poster with a cat on it in an office where I was being interviewd just before my stay at the assylum. That's right bear in a tree will save me. B.I.AT is just two letters short of biatch. Correct me if I'm wrong here but he looks like he's on his way down. Good luck with that. Fortunately Pv.W isn't an equilibrium contest. Or is it?
Some stern competition here in the blue corner. Ya'll remember kinkajou right. Cuddly snuggly fuzzy little kinkajou. Well now, K.O.A.D. Kinkajou on a dog. (I'm kinda hoping he looses because producing another KOAD picture is going to be pretty fucking tough, but don't let that change your vote.
Uh, ride that bitch. Oh yeah and make eye contact with me while you do it. Just like Valerie's arctic fox but with a little less shame.
Man o man he's really got a grip on that thing. And who knew that kinkajou tails were there for anal stimulation. Fucking Discovery Channel's been lying to me this whole time.
Erbody get your vote on.
83 Comments:
First vote: kinkyjew
-seen in denva
2:23 PM
100% bear up there HOLLLAAAAAA!!!
2:34 PM
"go, little bear in the tree,"
said the young nurse
2:37 PM
sloth in a box.
2:46 PM
oh. man. that's. tough.
could you find some bear on pug action? i'm gonna have to sleep on this.
3:40 PM
da bear in da twee.
3:49 PM
Let's hear it for the Bear!
4:07 PM
bear in a tree. without question.
4:19 PM
B.I.A.T. is all, "See all that attitude's unnecessary dude. You never carry 2's, not even squary q's."
B.I.A.T. knows.
4:46 PM
the bear is showing his foot pads and trying soooo hard to get up on that branch, its impossible for me to NOT vote for the bear despite kinkajou kuteness
5:14 PM
This is bullshit. Sloth in a box kicks both their asses. Just like you said, that bear has all the "cuteness" of a doctor's-office kitten poster, like something you'd see on the Blog That Shall Not Be Named. Plus I can climb a tree better than him.
On the other side, it's just plain creepy how someone's holding up that kinkajou like it's for sale on QVC, except in some weird room with black Venetian blinds. Who has black Venetian blinds? 1980s yuppies, that's who. That's some Patrick Bateman shit.
I'm voting kinkajou, but the official record should really be: One Vote Against The BIATCH, Purely Out Of Spite.
6:32 PM
I voted sloth last time cause it was a stupid bear picture.
I'm voting BEAR this time cause it's a cwoot bear picture and a dorky kinkajoo picture.
This thing's rigged.
6:45 PM
kinkajou, clearly. what's wrong with you people?
6:58 PM
MAD PROPS TO NIKITA!!
i too vote for sloth in a box.
8:04 PM
Sloth! It's a me-too vote but whatever.
8:44 PM
the doctor sayz:
bear cub, yo
9:17 PM
KOAD for the motherfucking WIN.
9:56 PM
oh shit--we can do write-in votes? how fucking democratic. i'm going with Rerun from "What's Happening!!" L
10:10 PM
Hm. Judging from votes for sloth, I guess we can break all the rules and vote for whatever we want. Just to preserve order I vote for cuddly little bear, but if I was maverick enough, I'd vote for pangolin.
10:31 PM
we've all suffered through middle school. the braces. the training bras. the gym class erections... the motherfucking "just hang in there" posters.
that shit was tired in the 80s and sure as fuck doesn't deserve my vote now.
the kinkyjew tail-assisted reach-around on the other hand? gold.
valerie
10:46 PM
Bear in a tree!
11:23 PM
Yeah, what the hell, I'm changing my vote to sloth in a box.
11:47 PM
bear
12:27 AM
I dunno. Bears in trees are way cool, but this one is too motivational poster for me. Bring back the one from last week, and it'd win hands down.
However, that kinkajou? way better than this bear. YAY KINKAJOU.
12:50 AM
This is bedlam people. We need order damnit. This is a PUPPET democracy for chrissakes. Arnold says: vote how you're told!
12:51 AM
Fuck bear in a tree. My vote will never go to an animal who cannot stay on a tree yet repeatedly finds himself on one. A sloth would never fall off a tree. If it did you wouldn't be able to tell because he'd fall so slow you'd think it was some sort of sloth ballet. That's why they are put in boxes. When they are in the trees THEY ARE MAGIC.
The vote has to go to the kinkajou. Forget the kinky tail reverse reacharound. I don't even want to get into what he is going to that dog's chest. That kinkajou is into some crazy shiat.
1:05 AM
I know you may have a difficult time finding kinkachooo pictures on stuffed animals, but for this one I'll vote Kink-achew.
*coughslothinaboxtrumpsallcough*
10:12 AM
My vote goes to bear
10:20 AM
ok ok. i should have realized that the democratic appearance was just a thin disguise for the fascist reality. I'll go with Il Dulce Kinkyjew. L
11:23 AM
image_shifter said...Wow, Antid, you and Nikita have spurred a movement. Any slogans?
Sloth: the most adorable deadly sin ever.
-WHADDA WE WANT?
-Bush papaya leaves!
-WHENDA WE WANT 'EM?
-Doesn't really matter. We're not going very far. We'll pretty much be here whenever.
We all know who really rocks/Hell [clap] yeah! [clap] Sloth in a box!
Seriously. I could keep going.
11:27 AM
Thanks for making this as difficult as possible. Ugghhh.
kinky jew: 11
B I A T: 14
S I A B: 5
pangolin: 1
rerun: 1
11:32 AM
ok, so stop thinking of the bear as a motivational poster, if it hadn't been mentioned in the post you all would have awwwed twice as loud. just think of it as an adorable baby animal thats trying soo hard just to climb that tree...
11:53 AM
ok. babay bear. i'm not down with cross-species crossbreeding. send them far away. koad and pug and wombat and baby raccoon can start a commune.
3:16 PM
kinkajou and dog dna just won't splice...its an unnatural match...thats why i'm voting for the bear...and because its just plain adorable
5:40 PM
kinkajou and dog dna just won't splice...its an unnatural match...thats why i'm voting for the bear...and because its just plain adorable
5:41 PM
kinkajou and dog dna just won't splice...its an unnatural match...thats why i'm voting for the bear...and because its just plain adorable
5:43 PM
sorry for the multiple posts guys >.< my computer was telling me it wasn't sending! my vote stands though-bear in a tree!
5:45 PM
long time listener first time caller...
sloth in a box para siempre.
9:15 PM
Kinkajou
10:46 PM
Kinkajou
10:47 PM
biat 17
k j - 14
siab 6
rerun 1
pangolin 1
still counting, i think KJ's gunna make a run for it.
10:08 AM
K.O.A.RR. - Kinkyjew on a rerun!
but you can cast my vote for the K.O.A.D.
11:24 AM
BIAT, biatches
1:00 PM
That bear isn't Hanging In There. He was captured on film slinging himself around that limb midway through a multi-branch acrobatic performance. Go Bear!
3:04 PM
Mistah Kink! That is the best photo of Ray Davies riding a stuffed bear that I've ever seen; it's got me so I can't sleep at night ...
5:26 PM
Kinky JEW!!! Feh on the bear!
(All hail sloth in a box!)
5:48 PM
BIAT
6:24 PM
bear + tree = YES
7:20 PM
i vote baby bat! this is anarchy
7:29 PM
Kinky JEw!
7:49 PM
kink-a-jooooooooooo
7:50 PM
jew on dog action!
7:50 PM
the small humping one, K.onA.D.
7:51 PM
Mmmmm, this dog smells good!
I vote for me
10:02 PM
Bear in a tree. This time.
11:13 AM
biat - 22
k j - 21
siab - 6
rerun - 1
pangolin - 1
baby bat - 1
"me" - 1
I'm highly suspicious of some of the last kinka votes. Cheating is fine as long as you DON'T GET CAUGHT. So, I'm only counting 1 of the four brisk and sylisticly similar KJ votes from 7:49-7:51. But nice try.
11:21 AM
Larry King, a Jew.
4:59 PM
biat
8:15 PM
baby bear > kinkajou
8:16 PM
that bear is sooo much cuter than that ugly kinkajou
8:17 PM
kinkajou
1:43 AM
bear baby all the way...
2:18 AM
bear
12:54 PM
kinkajou
4:49 PM
The kinajou with the tell-tale clump of symthetic fur in his tight little fist
7:03 PM
One more vote for the kiny one
8:46 PM
kink-a-jooooooo
10:48 PM
biat>kj x100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
11:03 PM
I have been asked to change my vote back from slothinabox to kinkajou. And because I am a little pussy bitch, I am doing it. Kinkajou.
2:02 AM
bear, bear, bear, bear bear!
7:37 PM
i would like to keep the bear, please. who will teach the children about fire safety if bears are gone?
10:26 PM
I would like to keep the kinkajooo please. Bears appeal to arsonists, whereas kinky-jews are quite persuasive about the ills of setting fires. This lil guy is, in fact, already doing his part, by satiating that stuffed bear. You see, the urge to set fires has been scientifically linked to sexual frustration, so by being a promiscuous ho, this lil guy is really doing a whole lot more than Smokey ever did.
1:20 AM
And hast thou slain the BIAT?
Come to my arms, my beamish Kinkajou!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
He chortled in his stinky poo.
Or something like that. Anyway another notch on the belt of the ol' kinajou
2:19 AM
we have an entire series of books for children about a little bear getting into scrapes. this is because bears are superior to the dirty kinkajou. little bear all the way
10:52 AM
"You are cute, baby bear," the young child said,
"And your paws are so very pink;
And yet still kinkajou is winning this bet--
Do you think, with your cuteness, it's right?"
see i can bastardize lewis carroll too. dude had a thing for young girls. young girls like baby bears. therefore, it follows logically that lewis carroll would vote for the baby bear.
score one for the baby bear
1:08 PM
`How doth the little baby bear
Improve his cutest face,
And climb the tree of flowers fair
and yet still lose this race?
`How cheerfully he seems to climb,
How neatly grips with his claws,
And welcome little kinkajous in
With gently smiling jaws!'
see! more proof of lewis carroll's preference for baby bears
1:13 PM
Raise your hand if you had a teddy bear as a child (every one who has grown since teddy roosevelt was president raises their hand). how can you vote against an animal that was so much a part of your childhood?
bear it is
3:02 PM
baby bear
4:45 PM
30 - 35 bear.
I'm callling it. BIAT!
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