p-Cakes or W-fles VII
Meow, here's how I see it. Bear in a tree may have won the last PvW based solely on the surprisingly vocal sloth-hating public, but hey, fair's fair. Not being hated as much is the same as being loved more, right mom?
In this corner:
Hang in there. I read that on a poster with a cat on it in an office where I was being interviewd just before my stay at the assylum. That's right bear in a tree will save me. B.I.AT is just two letters short of biatch. Correct me if I'm wrong here but he looks like he's on his way down. Good luck with that. Fortunately Pv.W isn't an equilibrium contest. Or is it?
Some stern competition here in the blue corner. Ya'll remember kinkajou right. Cuddly snuggly fuzzy little kinkajou. Well now, K.O.A.D. Kinkajou on a dog. (I'm kinda hoping he looses because producing another KOAD picture is going to be pretty fucking tough, but don't let that change your vote.
Uh, ride that bitch. Oh yeah and make eye contact with me while you do it. Just like Valerie's arctic fox but with a little less shame.
Man o man he's really got a grip on that thing. And who knew that kinkajou tails were there for anal stimulation. Fucking Discovery Channel's been lying to me this whole time.
Erbody get your vote on.