valerie does jalg

Here's a first, guest post. From valerie:

i have needs... insatiable alpaca needs. and despite your claim of
being back in alpaca action i'm left feeling cold and empty. like a jar
of vasoline on christmas eve. (what?)

this first guy is just chillin on someone's kitchen floor, legs all
tucked up like he doesn't even have any. who me? legs? what? fuck you i
have nubs.

second holmes is all hey! hi! hello! hey there! good day! some tea?


third guy + colonel sanders... third guy is fucking loooooving that
shit. and so is colonel sanders. maybe a little too much. pervert. wipe
that grin off your face.




and finally, your special bonus treat... the arctic fox kit. if that
shit didn't just make you say "WHAT!" then i guess it's suicide time.




Unfortunately, valerie doesn't realize how small the internet is. But thanks for the adorabilitea.