valerie does jalg

Here's a first, guest post. From valerie:

i have needs... insatiable alpaca needs. and despite your claim of
being back in alpaca action i'm left feeling cold and empty. like a jar
of vasoline on christmas eve. (what?)

this first guy is just chillin on someone's kitchen floor, legs all
tucked up like he doesn't even have any. who me? legs? what? fuck you i
have nubs.

second holmes is all hey! hi! hello! hey there! good day! some tea?

third guy + colonel sanders... third guy is fucking loooooving that
shit. and so is colonel sanders. maybe a little too much. pervert. wipe
that grin off your face.

and finally, your special bonus treat... the arctic fox kit. if that
shit didn't just make you say "WHAT!" then i guess it's suicide time.

Unfortunately, valerie doesn't realize how small the internet is. But thanks for the adorabilitea.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

does the phrase "often imitated but never duplicated" ring any bells. but nice effort. i like the loop back to the page; i laughed.


2:02 PM

Blogger awww said...

that was a mistake, ooops

3:39 PM

Blogger awww said...

i fix

3:39 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

well goddam the man. just when i think i've found something originally delicious (and by delicious i *do* mean edible), you done already posted it.

oh the shame, the shame... it burns us!

in fact it almost, but not quite, ruined my guest-posting high... luckily i've got a drawer full of ether to ease the pain.


4:02 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't get it.

8:54 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, but you probably got sloth in a box. Thankfully alpaca brought us back from the brink of self-mutilating disaster we were pushed to by box-sloth. I think we can all agree that the only reasonable prop for a baby animal is a molesting middle-aged male.

9:39 PM

Anonymous great ass picture said...

Cool site but not what i was looking for on http://www.assoholics.com. So I say ado.. and off I go.

4:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Valerie's guestpost is weak sauce. I say "nay". Nay to the Made in Hong Kong knock off of JALG. Alpacha's are fucking rad, but that guy is so obviously Dr Kevorkian, not the Cornel. Nice try.

4:22 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.

7:44 AM


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