Nikita's tiger's
I'm sorry baby, it wasn't personal when i ditched the bat. I've been having a really rough time and you know I love you baby. Here's those tigers you sent me they're so cute but not as cute as you.
(Aside and underbreath): uggh, can you believe the shit I have to go through.
Roooooar, you are a killing machine. King of the jungle! Ruler of all you survey. Harbinger of terror. Consumer of fresh meat. Conniseur of ofal delights.
Snuggler of blue nosed bear. Lounger of carpet. Perpetrator of confused stare.Kissy fight. Ahhhh, no, get away. Heee. Giggle. Heehee. Oh my top ripped! Let's fight naked. Hee hee. Oh, ooooooo. Oh Sandra. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh....
Childish lesbian porn jokes aside, ....psych! Childish lesbian porn joke in front. (by the by, the lesbians are childish, not the jokes. Or maybe it's the porn that's childish. I didn't come here to argue semantics, or did I?)
posted by awww at 10:59 AM
13 Comments:
aw, baby tigers, with the puffly round ears. too bad i'll probably get eaten by one some day. by "I" i mean "everyone."
12:14 AM
are you saving the bats for 6/6/06? they are pretty metal.
7:11 AM
forget that. you want hardcore, you want the PANGOLIN.
10:43 AM
you're so good to me, baby.
4:51 PM
"kissy fight"! my god, how do you remember these kindergarten terms? it's amazing.
JS
7:12 PM
everybody wants to know...
"who is JS?"
7:23 AM
sheesh, what's the big mystery.
i'm a publishing student in oxford, england. i'm originally from kentucky, hence the sharp wit. i don't even remember how i found this blog, but i do love animals and i'm making a pilgrimage to the london zoo. you can be a zookeeper for a day for 150 pounds but it's like $300 US, so fuck that, and anyway, i'd probably end up zookeeping on rainforest spider feeding day. and i'm only saying this once, freaks, but my name is julia. that's as close to my own blog as you get. not that exciting, so i feel that it's best to just comment here and elsewhere. like my philosophy for parties: why throw one when i can just go trash your house instead?
satisfied?
JS
6:03 PM
I never have anything cool to say so I pretty much stay quiet. But I know the infamous 'JS'. Anything else you'd like to know?
signing off -ar
(international snitch)
6:05 PM
what the hell? ok, here's another thing about me: i hate my friends. ar, i'm giving you a call, we need to chat.
JS
9:37 PM
start snitching. Now.
and JS, I love your friends.
11:03 PM
Where to start? Well, she did trash my house last weekend. I think it has something to do with her blog philosophy.
As for the rest, I think we are going to have to negotiate an information exchange. Otherwise you'll soon be posting a picture of me in some cage holding a stuffed animal.
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