I'm sorry baby, it wasn't personal when i ditched the bat. I've been having a really rough time and you know I love you baby. Here's those tigers you sent me they're so cute but not as cute as you.
(Aside and underbreath): uggh, can you believe the shit I have to go through.
Roooooar, you are a killing machine. King of the jungle! Ruler of all you survey. Harbinger of terror. Consumer of fresh meat. Conniseur of ofal delights.
Snuggler of blue nosed bear. Lounger of carpet. Perpetrator of confused stare.
Kissy fight. Ahhhh, no, get away. Heee. Giggle. Heehee. Oh my top ripped! Let's fight naked. Hee hee. Oh, ooooooo. Oh Sandra. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh....
Childish lesbian porn jokes aside, ....psych! Childish lesbian porn joke in front. (by the by, the lesbians are childish, not the jokes. Or maybe it's the porn that's childish. I didn't come here to argue semantics, or did I?)