4.14.2006

BFF

All right! Finally a little love from the world. It gets lonely in the jalg bunker sometimes and it's nice to know that I can get a little support as I raise an army to take dow those fuckers at cuteoverload. Now, I'm not one to grudge, but this article in New York magazine lists them as one of "five blogs to check out" Doooooooooooouche . I think that's all I need to say.


Laura "the slug" is diligently rearing this sugar glider who, as we know, is the most ferrocious creater know to man.
ooooo, watch out laura, he'll take your finger off, shove it up your ass and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.

This fuzzy wittle bunny is actually a chief espionage operative trained by Marjie to infiltrate cuteoverload's ranks. You'd think that just because he didn't have a leg in the air and his tween swinging all around that he wouldn't be a jalg soldier. But here he is.
This is your basic hiya-king-fu stance. The thing about the bunny here is that he's kinda a sex addict and he's into some wierd shit. It's always the quiet ones.

Smeep. Shove a worm down my gullet. This one's from Image_Shifter who gets the that-was-crazy-like-actually-crazy award. But sure is a mean bird.
He's been fucking around with high voltage armaments all day. Hence the hair.

This is from Stephanie in Princeton, NJ. This is your basic guerilla junta.
"this clump of grass here is going to be cuteoverload.com, and this rock is going to be a rock. "
Smash smash smash.
"and this hammer, it's a hammer"
club club club
"and this blow torch, a blow torch"
seer seer seer
"and this M80, it's an M80"
kablammo kablammo kablammo
etc.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sugar glider in question is NOT being raised by yours truly. I only WISH. Sugar Gliders are persona (animala?) non grata in California, much like ferrets, hedgehogs and other violent, bloodthirsty critters.

3:21 PM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

What was the "that-was-crazy-like-actually-crazy award" awarded for? Image_shifter's totally innocuous comment about koala nostril-fucking?

5:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I DECLARE WAR ON THE CUTEOVERLOAD.COM COMMENT SECTION

ride or die

J A L G

9:43 PM

 

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