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All right! Finally a little love from the world. It gets lonely in the jalg bunker sometimes and it's nice to know that I can get a little support as I raise an army to take dow those fuckers at cuteoverload. Now, I'm not one to grudge, but this article in New York magazine lists them as one of "five blogs to check out" Doooooooooooouche . I think that's all I need to say.
Laura "the slug" is diligently rearing this sugar glider who, as we know, is the most ferrocious creater know to man.

This fuzzy wittle bunny is actually a chief espionage operative trained by Marjie to infiltrate cuteoverload's ranks. You'd think that just because he didn't have a leg in the air and his tween swinging all around that he wouldn't be a jalg soldier. But here he is.

Smeep. Shove a worm down my gullet. This one's from Image_Shifter who gets the that-was-crazy-like-actually-crazy award. But sure is a mean bird.

This is from Stephanie in Princeton, NJ. This is your basic guerilla junta.

Smash smash smash.
"and this hammer, it's a hammer"
club club club
"and this blow torch, a blow torch"
seer seer seer
"and this M80, it's an M80"
kablammo kablammo kablammo
etc.
3 Comments:
Sugar glider in question is NOT being raised by yours truly. I only WISH. Sugar Gliders are persona (animala?) non grata in California, much like ferrets, hedgehogs and other violent, bloodthirsty critters.
3:21 PM
What was the "that-was-crazy-like-actually-crazy award" awarded for? Image_shifter's totally innocuous comment about koala nostril-fucking?
5:35 PM
I DECLARE WAR ON THE CUTEOVERLOAD.COM COMMENT SECTION
ride or die
J A L G
9:43 PM
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