Pancakes or Waffles part: whatever comes next

Today on pan or waf we're paying homage to laziness in the form of the first few google images that come up in a search. Also we're paying homage to me psyching you out with the red panda who will not be featured in this afternoon's event but will return, rested and refreshed, for a later fight. PICS!

First off, the challenger. Baby sloth, shown here with mama sloth. Smiling dutifully as sloth are prone to do.
Get your fucking nestle on ma! That looks really comfy if not a little itchy. Here's some things to think about when making your decision:
1: sloth, from goonies.
2: sloth, the behavioral tendancy
3: sloth, the ewok looking shaggy bag of smiles snuggled up next to mama (see above)

And in this corner, the reigning champ. The trash eating treasure. Baby rac-coooooooon!!!!


How does he get anything done. I have enough trouble and I'm only about 70% as cute as snuggle-but right here. Fine, maybe 80%.

Alright, hang chads like high-school hockey players hang brain and get your vote on, you queen.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

confuseatron statement

I voted polecat last time, but this time I vote baby rac.

This is a much cuter baby rac!

There wouldn't have been any contest with the polecat if this was the rac in the pic.

end confuseatron statement

3:51 PM

Blogger Miss Plum said...

totally baby sloth. he's got eyebrows like mumford the magician, fer cryin' in the mud!

4:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth. It's not fair, though.

4:53 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth. All the way, baby.

5:06 PM

Blogger Antid Oto said...

Baby raccoon.

5:10 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, I'm a little shit who can't figure out which comment page is which. Reposted:

Sloths are tough competition for anyone, but I think this baby raccoon brought it. You can see it in that little dangling paw, in his lambent freakin' eyes.

I give this one to the raccoon. But if it were a different raccoon, it would've gone the other way!

5:44 PM

Anonymous phrawzty said...

Sloth for the win!

6:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:23 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth. no question.

6:50 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby racoon like woah

7:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, miss plum is so right. totally mumford the magician eyebrows. and no one will no who this is, but sloth mom looks like carol channing. dead on.

but then there's baby raccoon. look at the white of his eye--it looks like a crescent moon, and the twinkle in his eye is the star over the goddamn moon! then again, check out the whore choking up on him. hot pink nails and all iced out. sort of takes something away.

i voted baby rac last time--campaigned like kerry for him, but i like the muppet sloth family. and i think the sloth/red panda match up will be more competitive later. and this baby rac doesn't look as zen as my boy last time.

that does it: sloth for the upset.


7:16 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth! pwnd!

7:43 PM

Blogger image_shifter said...

With the exception of episode one, "Pancakes or Waffles" has been a contest between sleepy and pert.
I don't know about you, Awwww, but personally, I like 'em conscious.

I cast my vote for baby rac.

But, to be fair, the sloth mother/daughter duo make it clear that Team Somnambulance isn't fucking around.

7:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby rac!

8:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:24 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:44 PM

Blogger Ashley said...


9:56 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby raccoon by far

10:10 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you spelled but wrong. i mean, if its a tushie, it should have two ts


yea i guess i can't spell either

10:28 PM

Blogger awww said...

current status:

sloth: 10
rac: 9

I think someone litterally spent a half hour alternately voting rac-sloth-rac-sloth.

I for one am all for (ballot) box stuffing.
Keep it coming.

10:30 PM

Blogger awww said...

It's a good thing that I missed the one non-vote comment when I made my tally.
Tushy? Seriously? Whatevs.

10:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raccoon then, dammit.

10:35 PM

Anonymous L.M. said...

Must keep racoon. Just must.

Sloth be gone.

10:41 PM

Blogger image_shifter said...

Methamphetamines have not become the national drug of choice because americans love sloth, no. Americans are craving the electric flava of a shy, yet perceptive raccoon with a limp wrist who lets his friends call him Whisker Pants. He shall win the day because he represents our country's values.

To recap: Let the box stuffing begin!

bebbe raccoon bebbee raccoon bebbe raccoon

that's three votes, which, counted in Ohio, are worth roughly 65,000.

3:12 AM

Blogger Chrystal said...


4:06 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth sloth sloth sloth sloth. yeah. work it.

6:46 AM

Anonymous jj said...

sssssssssloth stays

10:20 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i vote "who cares?"

11:57 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

whatevs? seriously?

12:45 PM

Blogger Spottie G said...

The baby sloth gets my vote. Those eyebrows are extra strength cuteness.

1:07 PM

Blogger awww said...

thirteen up.

1:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racoon. Cause he looks like drums.

2:03 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon, yo.

3:58 PM

Blogger Ryan said...

baby raccoon

4:31 PM

Anonymous nikita said...

Totally fucking true story: that sloth picture has been my desktop image at work for the last three weeks.

Did you just do this so I'd be forced to actually vote for the first time in one of these things?

Baby sloth, and my vote counts extra because I'm wearing four-inch stiletto heels.

5:05 PM

Anonymous Riikka said...

The smily one, sloth.

5:49 PM

Blogger Cat said...


7:05 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon again

7:18 PM

Anonymous Kat said...


8:59 PM

Blogger hothotpot said...

I would have voted sloth, cuz I don't think baby rac is that much cuter, but those sloths kind of creep me out. I think its the eyebrows and super squinty eyes. Baby rac all the way. Though I still think my polecat was way cuter.

12:58 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby raccoooooooooooooooooooon

1:15 AM

Anonymous lauren said...

those slots are so fucking cute.

9:01 AM

Blogger awww said...

21-16 rac

once you go rac, you never go back.

9:45 AM

Anonymous monkey said...

sloth! slothslothsloth! you can't deny the smiley upsidedownness of the slothity! SLOTH

10:24 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth, the cutest of the seven deadly sins

12:25 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I voted polecat and was robbed, so now I'm voting sloth. That adorable limp-wristed raccoon can suck it.

12:37 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sure baby rac is cute in an obviously sort of way, but the sloths have that sort of smile-through-the-pain beauty you just can't stop gazing at. i'm sayin: it's interesting. if there's one thing i hate it's people who bore me. i've already lost interest in baby rac.

sloth for the win.


2:14 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:42 PM

Blogger sarah said...

although i feel somewhat conflicted because it seems like an unfair matchup——the sloth has the extra cuteness of a mamacita and the raccoon will clearly grow up to be evil, i think the sloth is way cuter.

2:18 AM

Blogger awww said...

22 21 racoon.
sloth is staging a comeback.

9:53 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby sloth, so cute, so cuddly, doesn't bite my dog on the ass...

12:15 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby sloth! is there anything better than sleeping on your mama's belly all day? you don't even have to move to eat!

12:20 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth is the best, he can't run away very fast

2:29 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon -- look at those bright eyes

4:08 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? The sloth can't win at the last minute. I vote RACCOON

4:09 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloths! The sloths have it.

6:45 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's all about the raccoon

8:49 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like the raccoon has 26 to the sloth's 25. Oh wait, that's wrong, I vote raccoon.

It remains in the lead, 27-25.

8:50 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:53 PM

Blogger awww said...


Fuck ass, tiebreaker.

6:51 AM

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6:47 PM


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