Pancakes or Waffles part: whatever comes next
Today on pan or waf we're paying homage to laziness in the form of the first few google images that come up in a search. Also we're paying homage to me psyching you out with the red panda who will not be featured in this afternoon's event but will return, rested and refreshed, for a later fight. PICS!
First off, the challenger. Baby sloth, shown here with mama sloth. Smiling dutifully as sloth are prone to do.
Get your fucking nestle on ma! That looks really comfy if not a little itchy. Here's some things to think about when making your decision:
1: sloth, from goonies.
2: sloth, the behavioral tendancy
3: sloth, the ewok looking shaggy bag of smiles snuggled up next to mama (see above)
And in this corner, the reigning champ. The trash eating treasure. Baby rac-coooooooon!!!!
yayayayayayay
How does he get anything done. I have enough trouble and I'm only about 70% as cute as snuggle-but right here. Fine, maybe 80%.
Alright, hang chads like high-school hockey players hang brain and get your vote on, you queen.
55 Comments:
confuseatron statement
I voted polecat last time, but this time I vote baby rac.
This is a much cuter baby rac!
There wouldn't have been any contest with the polecat if this was the rac in the pic.
end confuseatron statement
3:51 PM
Sloth. It's not fair, though.
4:53 PM
Sloth. All the way, baby.
5:06 PM
Baby raccoon.
5:10 PM
slooooooooooooooooooooth.
5:19 PM
Hello, I'm a little shit who can't figure out which comment page is which. Reposted:
Sloths are tough competition for anyone, but I think this baby raccoon brought it. You can see it in that little dangling paw, in his lambent freakin' eyes.
I give this one to the raccoon. But if it were a different raccoon, it would've gone the other way!
5:44 PM
Sloth for the win!
6:03 PM
raccoooooon
6:23 PM
sloth. no question.
6:50 PM
Baby racoon like woah
7:03 PM
oh my god, miss plum is so right. totally mumford the magician eyebrows. and no one will no who this is, but sloth mom looks like carol channing. dead on.
but then there's baby raccoon. look at the white of his eye--it looks like a crescent moon, and the twinkle in his eye is the star over the goddamn moon! then again, check out the whore choking up on him. hot pink nails and all iced out. sort of takes something away.
i voted baby rac last time--campaigned like kerry for him, but i like the muppet sloth family. and i think the sloth/red panda match up will be more competitive later. and this baby rac doesn't look as zen as my boy last time.
that does it: sloth for the upset.
JS
7:16 PM
sloth! pwnd!
7:43 PM
Baby rac!
8:57 PM
BABY RAC
9:24 PM
sloooooth!!!
9:44 PM
baby raccoon by far
10:10 PM
you spelled but wrong. i mean, if its a tushie, it should have two ts
TUSHIE
tushy?
yea i guess i can't spell either
10:28 PM
current status:
sloth: 10
rac: 9
I think someone litterally spent a half hour alternately voting rac-sloth-rac-sloth.
I for one am all for (ballot) box stuffing.
Keep it coming.
10:30 PM
It's a good thing that I missed the one non-vote comment when I made my tally.
Tushy? Seriously? Whatevs.
10:31 PM
Raccoon then, dammit.
10:35 PM
Must keep racoon. Just must.
Sloth be gone.
10:41 PM
sloth sloth sloth sloth sloth. yeah. work it.
6:46 AM
sssssssssloth stays
10:20 AM
i vote "who cares?"
11:57 AM
whatevs? seriously?
12:45 PM
The baby sloth gets my vote. Those eyebrows are extra strength cuteness.
1:07 PM
thirteen up.
1:31 PM
Racoon. Cause he looks like drums.
2:03 PM
raccoon, yo.
3:58 PM
baby raccoon
4:31 PM
Totally fucking true story: that sloth picture has been my desktop image at work for the last three weeks.
Did you just do this so I'd be forced to actually vote for the first time in one of these things?
Baby sloth, and my vote counts extra because I'm wearing four-inch stiletto heels.
5:05 PM
The smily one, sloth.
5:49 PM
raccoon again
7:18 PM
Raccoon
8:59 PM
baby raccoooooooooooooooooooon
1:15 AM
those slots are so fucking cute.
9:01 AM
21-16 rac
once you go rac, you never go back.
9:45 AM
sloth! slothslothsloth! you can't deny the smiley upsidedownness of the slothity! SLOTH
10:24 AM
sloth, the cutest of the seven deadly sins
12:25 PM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I voted polecat and was robbed, so now I'm voting sloth. That adorable limp-wristed raccoon can suck it.
12:37 PM
sure baby rac is cute in an obviously sort of way, but the sloths have that sort of smile-through-the-pain beauty you just can't stop gazing at. i'm sayin: it's interesting. if there's one thing i hate it's people who bore me. i've already lost interest in baby rac.
sloth for the win.
JMS
2:14 PM
raccoon
5:42 PM
although i feel somewhat conflicted because it seems like an unfair matchup——the sloth has the extra cuteness of a mamacita and the raccoon will clearly grow up to be evil, i think the sloth is way cuter.
2:18 AM
22 21 racoon.
sloth is staging a comeback.
9:53 AM
baby sloth, so cute, so cuddly, doesn't bite my dog on the ass...
12:15 PM
baby sloth! is there anything better than sleeping on your mama's belly all day? you don't even have to move to eat!
12:20 PM
Sloth is the best, he can't run away very fast
2:29 PM
raccoon -- look at those bright eyes
4:08 PM
What? The sloth can't win at the last minute. I vote RACCOON
4:09 PM
Sloths! The sloths have it.
6:45 PM
it's all about the raccoon
8:49 PM
It looks like the raccoon has 26 to the sloth's 25. Oh wait, that's wrong, I vote raccoon.
It remains in the lead, 27-25.
8:50 PM
slothiness!
7:53 PM
26-26
Fuck ass, tiebreaker.
6:51 AM
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6:47 PM
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