Pancakes or Waffles Part 3
(Rocky music) He's back ladies and gentlemen and he's bad. The sidewinding sideswiper, more ferocious than a ferret and hotter than an otter. The one, the only Polecat. yayayayayay.
Dig in champ your gunna need all your strength tonight. (spit) You see that towel you're standing on, you will not throw it in. Eat all the hay, because you need the fuel to destroy this motherfucker. (spit)
Perfectly designed for battle. Tiny ears are impossible to grab and tiny eyes are ungougeable. Look at the pouncing stance.
But there's a new guy in town. The tree climbing, death defying, garbage eating maniac. Baby racoon.
Hanging on for dear life cuz he's a fighter. A killer. Is he on his way up the tree or down. That's for you to decide.
44 Comments:
Polecat rules.
The baby raccoon made me go "awww" but more in a pitying way, not a "OMG SO CUTE way."
1:49 PM
Let the polecat live, eliminate the baby racoon.
2:39 PM
baby racoon!
plus: baby racoons can use their thumbs to hold onto the stripper pole for the pole cats!
3:02 PM
fuckin' alright
p-c:2
b-r:2
this'll be a good fight.
3:06 PM
Baby raccoon stays.
3:51 PM
Polecat stays, Raccoon falls to his death.
I think fullgrown racs are cuter than baby ones, anyway.
4:07 PM
Pole-CAT!
Pole-CAT!
...the weasel STAYS!
...at night, the ice weasels come.
5:16 PM
colepat
5:42 PM
raccoon baby only LOOKS helpless. HA--he's running a rope-a-dope on you, sidewinder. he's an effing genius!
don't get too cocky, champ, 'cause the kid knows the value in letting people underestimate your reach, your jab, your overall stamina. and he's calm and his soul is prepared. he's putting it all on the line and he's ready.
baby raccoon (aka 'the kid', aka 'the hustler', alias 'john', alias 'johnny', alias 'jack', alias 'jackie'!) lives to fight another day.
6:34 PM
plus, he blends in like a ninja.
6:35 PM
go baby raccoon go!! you can do it!
6:57 PM
Polecat!
7:16 PM
Baby racoon stays!
7:36 PM
Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon!
9:22 PM
Polecat
9:44 PM
raccoon ftw
polecat for the big goodbye
10:11 PM
p-c:11
b-coon:8
I'm casting a vote for that dumbshit coon.
pussy-cat:11
buster-coon:9
12:11 AM
Polecat stays. That baby racoon doesn't have a chance. Adult racoon would have done it, though. But in this case, polecat, I say.
3:12 AM
baby raccoon all the way
10:10 AM
Coon is cute...but polecat still wins this shit. POLECAT!!!
12:58 PM
polecats smoke poles.
raccoons are tha cooooooolest!
2:21 PM
Wow I see 16-12 polecat.
Woot.
5:31 PM
omg you people do not know cute. baby coon all the way and my friend seconds that.
7:51 PM
Goo Polecat -- 9 milli bros.
11:41 PM
dude
hanging on is hanging on
baby raccoon hangs on. +1 BR
11:42 PM
Polecat should stay. Racoons eat shit and like it.
12:10 AM
sucka ass pole dancer: 18
Brrrrackoon: 15
poles are still open.
9:53 AM
Polecat all the way. Have you SEEN the weirdass neck on a grown weasel? Plus, they're all sproingy and stuff.
12:46 PM
Go baby raccoon, go!
12:46 PM
polecat. I just wanna push his little nose like a button.
1:35 PM
Baby raccoon. You can do it little brother!
2:10 PM
21 to 17 polecat's leading
3:01 PM
I really like the polecat's mug, but I keep coming back to the racoon's tiny lower left foot. Oh that's cute.
keep the RACOON
3:11 PM
waffles.
7:24 PM
polecat fans are lame. they just like the word 'polecat' as if they made it up, which is the only reason they're voting for him. queer. that polecat looks like a nascar groupie. he's got crossed lazy eyes and a protruding chin. i can't tell whether that's a huge underbite or if his mouth is just all gummy like an old hick who isn't wearing his dentures.
meanwhile, lookit zen baby raccoon. his eyes are shut. he's holding on to that tree and listening to the sounds of the forest. he's open to the secret of life here. he's an old soul; he's got big things ahead of him.
not like that mongoloid retard polecat and his backward straw-and-towel re-creation of the universe.
i ask you: how can you honestly vote for the polecat? the frickin' owner of this blog doesn't even want you to.
baby raccoon, for the love of all that is learned and decent.
8:24 PM
goddamnit! living the lifestyle of a rat and still coming out cute as a deer mouse. Baby rac has the total "Lil' dear mouse Jon" clinging to bark thing going on. Keep the dream alive.
12:58 AM
Raccoon obviously wins
8:56 AM
raccoon raccoon raccoon!
8:56 AM
holy shit, 22-21 raccoon. That's my shit for real.
Slang it.
Good work soldiers, you got me going on. You got me ongoing.
Straight beat it up.
9:39 AM
BABY RACOON, YO.
5:14 PM
baby raccoons are cuter than baby polecats, although both seem kind of gross when they grow up.
12:42 AM
Baby raccoon. How'd he ever get up there in the first place?
3:30 AM
baby racoon.....DUH
3:41 PM
I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.
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