Pancakes or Waffles Part 3

(Rocky music) He's back ladies and gentlemen and he's bad. The sidewinding sideswiper, more ferocious than a ferret and hotter than an otter. The one, the only Polecat. yayayayayay.

Dig in champ your gunna need all your strength tonight. (spit) You see that towel you're standing on, you will not throw it in. Eat all the hay, because you need the fuel to destroy this motherfucker. (spit)
Perfectly designed for battle. Tiny ears are impossible to grab and tiny eyes are ungougeable. Look at the pouncing stance.

But there's a new guy in town. The tree climbing, death defying, garbage eating maniac. Baby racoon.
Hanging on for dear life cuz he's a fighter. A killer. Is he on his way up the tree or down. That's for you to decide.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polecat rules.
The baby raccoon made me go "awww" but more in a pitying way, not a "OMG SO CUTE way."

1:49 PM

Blogger beccajo said...

'COON! Go baby GO!

2:26 PM

Anonymous L.M. said...

Let the polecat live, eliminate the baby racoon.

2:39 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby racoon!

plus: baby racoons can use their thumbs to hold onto the stripper pole for the pole cats!

3:02 PM

Blogger awww said...

fuckin' alright
this'll be a good fight.

3:06 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby raccoon stays.

3:51 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polecat stays, Raccoon falls to his death.

I think fullgrown racs are cuter than baby ones, anyway.

4:07 PM

Blogger Cat said...

Polecat all the way.

4:08 PM

Blogger musecalliopeia said...

Polecat stays. Sorry, baby raccoon, you're more sad than cute.

4:25 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


...the weasel STAYS!

...at night, the ice weasels come.

5:16 PM

Anonymous ja said...


5:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon baby only LOOKS helpless. HA--he's running a rope-a-dope on you, sidewinder. he's an effing genius!

don't get too cocky, champ, 'cause the kid knows the value in letting people underestimate your reach, your jab, your overall stamina. and he's calm and his soul is prepared. he's putting it all on the line and he's ready.

baby raccoon (aka 'the kid', aka 'the hustler', alias 'john', alias 'johnny', alias 'jack', alias 'jackie'!) lives to fight another day.

6:34 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

plus, he blends in like a ninja.

6:35 PM

Anonymous euziere said...

go baby raccoon go!! you can do it!

6:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:16 PM

Blogger Chrystal said...


7:21 PM

Blogger annaham said...

Baby racoon stays!

7:36 PM

Anonymous Ocean's Edge said...

Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon! Go Coon!

9:22 PM

Anonymous Kat said...


9:44 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon ftw

polecat for the big goodbye

10:11 PM

Blogger image_shifter said...

Shit, that racoon looks dumber than dirt. Polecat runs circles 'round that sorry little ball of fluff. Infact his utter hopelessness is his only hope for winning the hearts of JALG fans. Fuck that.
Polecat = pear pancakes with caramel syrup
Racoon = burnt Belgian

10:56 PM

Anonymous awww said...


I'm casting a vote for that dumbshit coon.


12:11 AM

Blogger hothotpot said...

My love goes out to the polecat once again, and no this is not just personal bias coming into play. Okay maybe it is a little, but mostly that racoon just looks too fucking lame to beat my 'cat. He is definitely on his way down. Also, full grown coons = not cute, but full grown ferrets = stupid fucking cute. Baby's got him beat all over.

12:15 AM

Anonymous Riikka said...

Polecat stays. That baby racoon doesn't have a chance. Adult racoon would have done it, though. But in this case, polecat, I say.

3:12 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby raccoon all the way

10:10 AM

Blogger faith-o said...

definitely polecat. no contest.

11:04 AM

Blogger Johnny Hazard said...

I say let the 'coon stay. When that pole cat grows he is gonna be a tired, mean bitch while when our buddy 'coon gets all big and tough he will at least still look cool.

'Coon stays.

11:12 AM

Blogger mukaki said...

mhm ... polocat. bad experience on hallucinogens with creey creeping coons.

11:47 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coon is cute...but polecat still wins this shit. POLECAT!!!

12:58 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

polecats smoke poles.

raccoons are tha cooooooolest!

2:21 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow I see 16-12 polecat.


5:31 PM

Anonymous anne said...

omg you people do not know cute. baby coon all the way and my friend seconds that.

7:51 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goo Polecat -- 9 milli bros.

11:41 PM

Anonymous James Ryang said...


hanging on is hanging on

baby raccoon hangs on. +1 BR

11:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polecat should stay. Racoons eat shit and like it.

12:10 AM

Blogger awww said...

sucka ass pole dancer: 18
Brrrrackoon: 15

poles are still open.

9:53 AM

Anonymous monki brewster said...

Polecat all the way. Have you SEEN the weirdass neck on a grown weasel? Plus, they're all sproingy and stuff.

12:46 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go baby raccoon, go!

12:46 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

polecat. I just wanna push his little nose like a button.

1:35 PM

Blogger Spottie G said...

Baby raccoon. You can do it little brother!

2:10 PM

Blogger usually_vulgar said...

Fuzzy schmuzzy pole cat, man. Gotta be it. Want to rub my nose all over his head.

2:33 PM

Blogger awww said...

21 to 17 polecat's leading

3:01 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like the polecat's mug, but I keep coming back to the racoon's tiny lower left foot. Oh that's cute.

keep the RACOON

3:11 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:24 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

polecat fans are lame. they just like the word 'polecat' as if they made it up, which is the only reason they're voting for him. queer. that polecat looks like a nascar groupie. he's got crossed lazy eyes and a protruding chin. i can't tell whether that's a huge underbite or if his mouth is just all gummy like an old hick who isn't wearing his dentures.

meanwhile, lookit zen baby raccoon. his eyes are shut. he's holding on to that tree and listening to the sounds of the forest. he's open to the secret of life here. he's an old soul; he's got big things ahead of him.
not like that mongoloid retard polecat and his backward straw-and-towel re-creation of the universe.

i ask you: how can you honestly vote for the polecat? the frickin' owner of this blog doesn't even want you to.

baby raccoon, for the love of all that is learned and decent.

8:24 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

goddamnit! living the lifestyle of a rat and still coming out cute as a deer mouse. Baby rac has the total "Lil' dear mouse Jon" clinging to bark thing going on. Keep the dream alive.

12:58 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raccoon obviously wins

8:56 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

raccoon raccoon raccoon!

8:56 AM

Blogger awww said...

holy shit, 22-21 raccoon. That's my shit for real.
Slang it.
Good work soldiers, you got me going on. You got me ongoing.

Straight beat it up.

9:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:14 PM

Blogger sarah said...

baby raccoons are cuter than baby polecats, although both seem kind of gross when they grow up.

12:42 AM

Blogger Antid Oto said...

Baby raccoon. How'd he ever get up there in the first place?

3:30 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby racoon.....DUH

3:41 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.

7:44 AM


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