3.17.2006

FBF II

Oh yeah, it's time for some more fan boize friday. Bring the pics, I feel gooooood.

Rachael Pleet sent in a great disposition on the honey badger (I'm her thesis advisor) including this photo:

which demonstrates how the honey badger carry their young. Very similar to how I carry pork chops or day-old bagels. Slanging honey badger. Supportin your habbit
Oh yeah and she also says that honey badgers have their own web site. <horror stricken whisper>they can type</horror stricken whisper>

This is a mouse lemur or a dwarf lemur or a pygmy runt lemur or something. Sent my way no doubt by the always lovely Nikita.

Also available for your viewing pleasure, Lemur porn. Take it from me man, you won't regret it.

Dig up the old Go-Go's albums because lookit, sifaka. Pronounced, mind you , like shifuck.



Where the sweet fuck is he going in such a funky rush. Groove on by dude! Keep on truckin sifaka. Move those hips for me ma.

I got this one from beccajo and even though they look suspiciously domesticated, these fishing cats are pretty fucking off the meter.

REVISION:

I almost forgot this golden fucking nugget from troodie.
He's so fucking eurotrash, check out his fauxhawk.Nice Vespa you fucking douche wad.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Move those hips for me ma"????

DUDE, can't you see his teeny wanger hangin down there? Now I bet you've got the l'il guy feeling all confused/inadequate (he's all like, "is that guy coming on to me, or calling me gay? does he want to fuck me or beat me? either way I'm a just keep runnin, damn...")

6:48 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

i bet you're the same anonymous that was ranting about the sea otter 69. You have a very unique style.

7:38 PM

 
Blogger paws said...

dag. that last creature looks like he could be on myspace.

and! i know they do not fit with the jalg creatures, being domestic and all, but i must direct you to my latest project. it is an in-depth study of the creatures in my house, and also some other dudes who have been deemed the GREATEST PAWS EVER.

- rachael, Ph.D., badger and little dude studies.

9:26 PM

 
Anonymous KEri said...

holy crap. that lemur site? SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. the second one I clicked on, with big blue eyes. It was loading so slowly, then BAM LEMUR EYES and holycrapomg.

lemurs are evil, nasty creatures. seriously, man.

but the badgers are awesome! more badgers! (also: you should do Florida panthers one day. or baby gators. so cute! if a bit frightening)

9:44 PM

 
Blogger finatron said...

SUGGESTED SONG FOR YOU TO SING AT KARAOKE TONIGHT:

hungry like a wolf


it works on 2 levels

11:39 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"i bet you're the same anonymous that was ranting about the sea otter 69."


you bet wrong, boy-o. evidently there are two of us. it would never have occurred to me to use the word "wanger" much to my chagrin. that's right: chagrin. still, i think i speak for all the anonymi when i say: love you, love your blog.

6:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, indeed.

I click on your "lemur porn" link, it opens in a tab behind this one. I go over to it, absentmindedly click the link on the first picture. Waiting for it to load, I go back to the tab with your site. In a moment I click back over.

BAM, sucka.

I think anon keri experienced the same HOLY SHIT feeling.

11:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god. it's monkey copperkid.

10:06 PM

 
Anonymous Courtney said...

Where the sweet fuck is he going in such a funky rush

Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard I have tears

4:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this monkeytubbie is now my new avatar for msn. Everybody loves it!!

3:18 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, so i went to that heritage.com site where they match your picture to celebrities and plugged in the golden nugget.

among his look-a-like matches:

andy kaufman 58%
billy bob thornton 49%
christy turlington 48%
jack lemmon 46%
david beckam 45%

i know he's gotta be excited about that christy turlington and david beckham result, but whoa, conceited! this thing isn't science. a picture of john cleese only rated 76% like john cleese. and johnny cash looked more like evander holyfield and jackie chan than himself.

9:11 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

heritage.com is some crazy right wing michigan crazy. WTF

10:11 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh shit, i'm sorry.

it's 'myheritage.com' not just 'heritage.com'

someone linked me over so i guess i didn't pay attention.

8:27 PM

 

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