Pancakes or Waffles Part 2

Well we have a winner and by a landslide to boot.
dum dum dum dum!
River otter.
So, now the cycle of pain continues. Bring the noise.

In the blue corner, the defending champion. Weighing in at about the size of a big dachshund. Da wivew ottuw.

You can see why this guy won the first fight. That no bullshit, never give up, fuck-or-fight spirit. He chews those rocks into dust to harden his deadly teeth. Hiii-ya!

And in this corner, a worthy competitor indeed. From the mean streets of southern and western africa. Able to emit a foul smelling scent from his anal glands. Capable of playing dead AND climbing trees. Sugar Ray Ploecat.

He's a ferrocious fighter. Oh yes he is.

All right, I wanna see a fair fight, none of this. None of this. And certainly none of ThIs.


Blogger mukaki said...

wait a minute ... how do you score this little game? judging by the comments section the sea otter was ahead by one ...

11:38 AM

Blogger awww said...

no monday morning quarterback bullshit!

I think that some of the early sea otter ones were voging him OFF, not on.

11:41 AM

Blogger Jessica said...

I vote polecat! He looks like he's going out for laughs and ass-kickin' and he's all out of laughs.

Seriously. Cute.

11:59 AM

Anonymous ja cohen said...

river odder again

12:02 PM

Blogger awww said...

r-o: 1
p-c: 1

no ex post facto beef this time <underbreath>Mukaki</underbreath>

12:16 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:19 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh this one's harder than the cute vs ugly/stupid/mean otter battle.

Is this otters in general vs polecats in general, or THIS otter vs THIS polecat...

ok, POLECAT win

12:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Besides, if the sea otter won the last round, the polecat would own his shorts this time...

12:33 PM

Blogger ts said...

No competition, river otter without a doubt. Look at him, he doesn't give a fuck. He eats well, sleeps well and doesn't seem in the least bit disturbed that some upstart polecat is talking shit about him. He knows whats up and that's why he can just sleep through this round.

12:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely River Otter.

12:41 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:45 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:24 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the river otter looks so snuggly. i vote r-0!

2:19 PM

Anonymous Riikka said...


2:38 PM

Blogger awww said...

new tally
p-c 5
r-o 4

neck and neck

2:47 PM

Blogger awww said...

i missed riikka's
the tally is
p-c 6
r-o 4

2:48 PM

Blogger mukaki said...

Polecat ... no other reason than spite ...

2:54 PM

Anonymous Oceam's Edge said...

damn I wanna vote river otter ... but I gotta give this one to the polecat

5:20 PM

Anonymous josephine said...

polecat. think of the career potential if she grows up to be a stripper. wooo!

5:52 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polecat. No doubt.

5:52 PM

Blogger Cat said...


6:51 PM

Anonymous Kat said...


8:21 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That looks like a ferret to me

9:30 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

River otter--- that shit is slick and oily like my uncle Jimmy.

polecat, you are banished from the earth.

10:13 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

polecat's cuter

10:15 PM

Anonymous nikita said...

Mouse lemur.

10:57 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the polecat looks awful twitchy. maybe if he were a mongoose i'd vote for him. like rikki tikki tavi or some shit.

plus, i voted sea otter last time and if river otter loses, then what was the point of my suffering? it's a senseless loss.

river otter. keep that bitch.

10:35 AM

Blogger awww said...

p-c : 13
r-o : 6

Things are looking grim for the champ.

10:46 AM

Blogger faith-o said...

polecat! even better, polekittens!

10:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

river otter, absolutely

11:18 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused - do we vote for the one we want to keep, or the one that will be banned from the earth forever? I want to keep river otter.

11:31 AM

Anonymous Audrina said...

I want to keep the river otter.. I think it's a keystone species... the king of them all!--- I feel guilty now---

12:20 PM

Anonymous L.M. said...

I am going to assume that we are voting for a specific river otter and a specific polecat, so that I won't be wiping out a species with my most powerful opinion.

Keep the river otter. (I base this on all the available evidence being the totally fucking cute pictures)

2:07 PM

Blogger awww said...


2:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:42 PM

Anonymous Der Bingle said...

I gotta' give up some for the river otter. Got 'em at the local zoo and there's nothing cuter (trust me) than watching two river otters cuddle up in their faux zoo "den" (complete with one-way mirror view window). So like kittens, but with almost opposable thumbs.

Granted, the polecat has Yosemite Sam cred, but really what kind of benchmark is that?

9:42 PM

Blogger sarah said...

river otter! the cuteness of polecats diminishes with age, but the river otter abides.

3:48 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

river otter. if you toss a coke cup into the river otter exhibit at the zoo, that little freak will play with it for hours. a coke cup is like his xbox. a xbox he'll stick his whole head in while swimming around.

keep him.

10:47 AM

Blogger awww said...

Uh oh, late run on the wivuw odduw.


1:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:29 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having lived with ferrets before (a very close relative of the polecat) I gotta give my love to that little fucker. They may be stinky, but they seriously know how to get their cute on. Ever seen a polecat sidewind? Well I have, bitches. It's when they run and since they're all super stupid long their butts go way the fuck off to one side and they totally go running into walls. So dumb its cute. Way to control your motor functions there, buddy.

1:32 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polecat. Straight up. I voted for River Otter the first time, but the Polecat's got him licked seven ways to Sunday.

1:13 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


i think that the anonymouses (anonymice?) are voting several times. i'm just saying. b/c i'm an anonymous and i voted twice. i'm not saying for who.

9:50 PM

Blogger Spottie G said...

River otter has got to stay on the earth. Naptakers unite!

3:44 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more vote for the polecat.

5:19 PM


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