suueeeeeeey

Oink oink, bitches. Piggy-day. But these aren't you standard bacon pigs. These are wild boars and they will demolish you. Snort snort.


Yo, little man, wanna go dig me up some truffles. Yeah? Thanks. I owe you.

What's the deal with those fat ol domestic pigs rolling in mud all the time. Uncivilized, I agree. More foix gras? Why thank you. This Champagne is marvelous by the way.

Babe, PiTC, eat your fucking heart out. This is not your day. Get 'im pumpkin!
Such a jaunty prance.