3.28.2006

Firefox disambiguation

So I guess technically, this is FBF material because this first one was sent to me by Christy. Now, I'm not that bright and I'm definately not "good with colors," so it took me a minute to realize that this was a dog with a dyed red mohawk. I'm pretty sure it's a chow chow. I know what you're saying and you know what: stuff it. And don't start sending me pictures of your stoopit schnauser drinking a beer or your fucking cat with a pierced tounge.

This is different:
My favorite part about this series is that you can take it in either order. I wish blogs weren't so linear so that I could present him with no expected mentis tempora (Made that one up). I'm going to stop myself from going on about how this proves the heart is timeless, but believe me I could.


So much text, but there's a lot of shit going on at JALG today. Also, firefox is the literal traslation of the chinese words for both the red fox and the red panda and because there's red pandas on the brain, I thought, wow, even more garbage to blabber on about.

Here's baby red fox.
And here's red panda:

Surprise surprise, he came from somsai, who is still blowing my mind consistantly with the panda pics. How does she do it?

I've said enough but I'm going to say more. Red pandad looks so rogueish. From now on, they're called rogue rouge. eh, eh, eh, no buts. That's the new name. And red fox, well, how about we have a contest to see who can call him out best. Winner gets a prize. Call it a caption contest.

33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw man. Red panda = cute hotness. But red fox. I mean, the name. RED FOXX.

"Did I not tell you the phone in my limo is busted and I cannot get in touch with my bitches?"

Red Foxx.

11:14 AM

 
Blogger awww said...

i don't get it

12:17 PM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

Red Foxx. Sanford and Son. Exact same pop culture reference I was about to make. Here's Wikipedia's version. And here is a link to a baby red fox. Just for the fuck of it.

1:04 PM

 
Anonymous Mr F said...

nice protractor, BITCH

1:52 PM

 
Blogger mukaki said...

gambit. another x-man (x-men?). and also after my late hamster gambit. who was named after the x-man and also looks like a puny version of the red fox. that red fox is the cutest i've seen in a while though, and my hamster was definitely not cute. he got old and had sores all over and then my mom put him in a shoebox in the freezer for a few hours because she heard that was the humane way to kill small animals --- not realizing that this is the humane way to kill reptiles (like my friend's iguana who got glaucoma). so after a few hours he was still running around and then we had to take him out and let him go in the park instead. i bet he was eaten by a red fox. that or that punk dog up there.

3:08 PM

 
Blogger Louis said...

What's with all the competition. I come here to relax, man. Spectator sports even make me nervous, much less participating.

You wouldn't hit man with glasses, would you?

p.s. fucking forgot to take out the trash.

5:01 PM

 
Blogger Louis said...

Argh. Missing pronouns. That's bitch.

5:02 PM

 
Blogger finatron said...

the question is , will the red foxx be in the new x men and what will his powers be?

9:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey louis, what's even worse is when you think you're missing pronouns --

but they turn out to be articles instead.

:(

9:16 PM

 
Anonymous ill macfearsome said...

You sold out all your principles you fucking dink.

10:14 PM

 
Blogger Louis said...

You foul anonymous naysayer. Unmask yourself I say, and we shall have a duel. Unless you are but a craven coward of the most asstastic kind. There was a fucking pronoun missing as well. Articles, I shit on them.

Bringit bringit bringit

10:55 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has not the red fox autographed his picture on the lower right side? caption fucking contest OVER. His name is M. B-something, bitches, and it's fucking copyrighted, so don't even mess with that shit.
-Laura

12:29 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

who are all you peoople?

3:30 PM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

That little guy's new name is Russet Hustler.

9:44 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

image shifter, you're on a roll.

9:25 AM

 
Anonymous sluggirl said...

See, I'm all anal about this here stuff. And I have a cursing disability so wherever I write something like "stuff" you can insert the appropriate... uh... word. Anywho, I'd say the "firefox" chow has a FAUXhawk as opposed to a mohawk. A fauxhawk is not shaved around it the way a mohawk is. Any opinions??

Sorry I have no blog or website. Witness protection program.

1:10 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

I say:
a fauxhawk is what Trudy's monkey has:normal hari pushed up into the shape of a mohawk, but with no actual variation in hair length.

I said:
a fauxhawk is what Trudy's monkey has:normal hari pushed up into the shape of a mohawk, but with no actual variation in hair length.

2:23 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. As far as fauxhawks go, there IS a distinction in hair length. It is not just "normal hair pushed up into the shape of a mowhawk." According to hairfinder.com: ...the evolution of the Mohawk style has brought us to a modern variation which has been named the “Faux Hawk” (also known as the pseudo-hawk, and front hawk). In this style, the hair is only clipper-cut (or scissor-cut) short (as opposed to being shaved completely) leaving the longer “strip” of hair down the center of the head. In addition, where a traditional Mohawk style uses sharp lines in the style, the Faux Hawk is often textured to blend the distinction between the two lengths of hair.
The Faux Hawk is ideal for individuals who are looking for a style with a trendy, slightly-rebellious look, but who need to be able to fit in with their mainstream lifestyles, or corporate work environments. The “strip” can be minimized or maximized as preferred for an individual situation through styling. The hair strip can be as long as desired, but is usually one-or-two inches longer than the shorter lengths which are generally between ¼ and ¾ inch (but can be virtually any length).

1:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. As far as fauxhawks go, there IS a distinction in hair length. It is not just "normal hair pushed up into the shape of a mowhawk." According to hairfinder.com: ...the evolution of the Mohawk style has brought us to a modern variation which has been named the “Faux Hawk” (also known as the pseudo-hawk, and front hawk). In this style, the hair is only clipper-cut (or scissor-cut) short (as opposed to being shaved completely) leaving the longer “strip” of hair down the center of the head. In addition, where a traditional Mohawk style uses sharp lines in the style, the Faux Hawk is often textured to blend the distinction between the two lengths of hair.
The Faux Hawk is ideal for individuals who are looking for a style with a trendy, slightly-rebellious look, but who need to be able to fit in with their mainstream lifestyles, or corporate work environments. The “strip” can be minimized or maximized as preferred for an individual situation through styling. The hair strip can be as long as desired, but is usually one-or-two inches longer than the shorter lengths which are generally between ¼ and ¾ inch (but can be virtually any length).

1:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like 'russet hustler'. i played with the thesaurus and tried a few others:

Ruddy Rebel
Copper Guerilla
Copper Gypsy
Ebony-Pawed Bandit
the Apache Chestnut
Pinky Legionnaire
Titian Warrior
the Renegade Brick

JS (fine, i'm signing from now on. there are getting to be too many annonymi.)

4:16 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or the Rusty Bullet

JS

11:51 AM

 
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What do we have to do to get you to post some more? Offer to fuck you?

3:06 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this post is a couple of weeks old, but I thought you might want to know... the puppy isn't a chow chow, it's a Shiba Inu (My puppy is a Shiba... they are darn cute, and very mischeivious to boot).

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