4.10.2006

P & W: 4.2

It was a fucking tie. I shit you not. Apparently, these guys are well matched so, get in the ring motherfucker.

He is back and he is pissed if not a little tuckered out from the last fight. It's alright, I understand, sleep.
I think this might be some other kind of baby raccoon, like a Quebecoise raccoon or something. But, as you may know, I don't know shit about animals. He's got a nice nestle goin' on in that hand. Rounded ears, striped tail, little hands, sleepy eyes. Booya.

And his competitor:

Sloth in a box! and you're to blame.
So, when I left Dayton, the only thing in these boxes were books, knick-knacks, clothes, kitchen stuff and my Jumanji game. I swear. But now, there's this baby sloth hanging off the side and sleeping at the same time, which is adorable.

O man, o man. The thing about sloths is that they're called that for a reason. Lazy little fuckers and if you take them out of a tree and put them on the ground they look really uncomfortable and out of place. This guy on the other hand is right at home in a cardboard box as long as he can grip and dangle. Do your thing sloth-dog.

Get out the vote. Rock the vote. Vote or die.

69 Comments:

Blogger Jessica said...

I say eliminate the 'coon. Here's why... now, I don't want to unfairly influence the vote - oh, wait, yes I do. And to that end I'm providing these links to baby sloth pictures that are (dare I say it?) EVEN CUTER than what you've got posted here. So, for your viewing pleasure:

1) multiple little slothies in a box

2) lookit the dumbass grin on this one's face.

How could you not love a baby sloth? Plus, they're slow enough you could probably catch one. And all he'd do is dig a little claw into your shoulder and give you that adorable drugged-looking smile. Awwwwww.

9:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i vote for racoon.

10:01 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth in a box! sloth in a box!!

it's not only adorable, but it also sounds very much like snakes on a plane.

10:10 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racoon! Racoon! Racoon!

How can anyone not love racoons after the John Candy movie "Great Outdoors"?!? The racoons totally ruled that movie! My vote goes to the baby rac in honor/memory of his relatives in the funniest scenes of that movie. :)

11:10 AM

 
Blogger Johnny Hazard said...

Another for the 'coon. Sloths are super cool and all that but cannot hold a candle to an URBAN animal that still looks cute as they eat refuse and shit on my porch.

11:23 AM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

You know I'm all sloth all the time.

11:32 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sloth. It's monday morning so it's gotta be the sloth. Sloth and monday mornings go together like...I dunno...too much effort to make a simile.

11:44 AM

 
Anonymous Chaire said...

I love sloth.

12:10 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth in a box. nothing better.

12:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

confuseatron say Raccoon.

Sloths are interesting
Sloths are fun to look at
I'd like a sloth

But this is a CUTE BATTLE and the rac is CUTER!

12:47 PM

 
Anonymous phrawzty said...

fun fact:
A Québecoise raccoon would be called a "raton laveur", or literally a "rat that washes (itself)".

Anyways, i vote for the raccoon. :)

1:42 PM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

I vote for Jessica's "Multiple Sloth Box Action" because I am not a fan of Rohypnol.

2:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

multi-sloth does NOT COUNT

1 sloth, 1 vote.

Keep the Koon, Ixnay the Othslay.

3:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, the raccoon washes himself- even when he's french!

The sloth has only had time to wash once in his whole life, because it takes 3 weeks to take a bath. So he smells.

3:15 PM

 
Blogger Cat said...

Coon!

4:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racooney!!!!

4:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck, awww.

last post's vote was 27-26 raccoon -- the little guy won by one. do you hate him or something?

4:48 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth times one million, especially the baby kind

5:29 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth

5:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Coon.

6:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its a close race, kinda like ohio

7:53 PM

 
Blogger Chrystal said...

I'm still in the raccoon's corner.

8:14 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Ssssllllooooottthhhhhh..." [that was the sloth, voting for himself]

10:22 PM

 
Blogger sarah said...

i would still like to keep the sloth. he can take a nap with spottie g and the river otter.

10:34 PM

 
Blogger Ashley said...

Sloth!

10:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, you gotta add a few votes for the sloth just because those of us who love the sloth are just too damn slow to get our votes up in time.

SLOTH

12:35 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aww baby racoon

1:05 AM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

Holy crap. That sloth you've got is okay, but jessica's first sloth-in-a-box picture is not only riDICKulously cute, it's really eerily familiar. It's kind of like a cross between a Dark Crystal Landstrider and a Barrel O' Monkeys monkey, but that's not quite it. It's really going to bug me until I figure it out.

Sloth.

2:04 AM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

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2:21 AM

 
Blogger becca-jo said...

Oy. This one is tough. Sloths are green because mold grows in their coats. I think they would smell badly. I say rrrrraaarrraaarrraacooooon!

8:21 AM

 
Blogger awww said...

12-14 sloth

i think we need UN elections overseers

9:21 AM

 
Blogger annaham said...

Baby racoon

11:53 AM

 
Anonymous Sarah said...

Gotta be sloth. Have you ever heard of a sloth with rabies?

11:57 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not mold! It's algae! How can you not be in awe of an animal that's photosynthetic? Plus, SLOTHINABOX.

sloth x a million

1:14 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not mold! It's algae! How can you not be in awe of an animal that's photosynthetic? Plus, SLOTHINABOX.

sloth x a million

1:15 PM

 
Blogger Jesse said...

Am I too late??

I cast a hearty vote for SLOTH.

1:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote early and often for baby racoon.

3:06 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth.

3:40 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many other animals can claim the same name of a deadly sin, huh?

3:40 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby sloth, still so much cuter than the evil raccoon

4:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rac.

4:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

slow and steady wins the race....therefore the sloth rocks the house

4:24 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for the sweepy wittle 'coon who's peeking at me!

4:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coon all the WAY!!! No matter what Dimundo says!

4:52 PM

 
Anonymous DiMundo said...

Fuck that! How do you beat the hanging sleeper??? I'm going to give that a try tonight.

P.S. That means I vote for sloth.

5:21 PM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

AHA!!! I figured it out. They look exactly like the rat creatures in Jeff Smith's Bone.

5:28 PM

 
Anonymous tricia said...

I vote sloth

7:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a sloth that had just been mugged by a group of snails. On the way to the police station, the officer started asking questions like they always do. The first question was what did the snails look like? The Sloth replied, "I don't remember it all happened so fast!"

(+1 vote for sloths)

8:01 PM

 
Anonymous Kat said...

Sloth in a box.

12:23 AM

 
Anonymous riikka said...

Slothhh

5:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racoon baby!

7:45 AM

 
Blogger faith-o said...

I'm going with baby racoon.

9:00 AM

 
Blogger awww said...

26 - 18 sloth. This is beginning to look like a wash out. But maybe it's more like the Dewey - Truman election.

11:21 AM

 
Blogger Joanne said...

Baby racoon. I love sloths, I do, but the rac picture is too cute.

11:25 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby Sloth. All the time.

Baby racoon had a good run, played like a champ. But look at that sloth, man. LOOK at it.

1:33 PM

 
Anonymous Alison E. said...

SLOTH! All sloth all the time!

2:36 PM

 
Anonymous L.M. said...

I want that rabid raton laveur!

2:42 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth is amazing, but racoon is cuuuuute. RACOON for the win!

5:07 PM

 
Anonymous Jenny said...

I didn't even think it would be close, but here's sloth in the lead.

Count me in for the 'coon.

11:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude. Sloth.

1:09 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sorry... am i the only one not cracked out on crystal meth right now? the sloth is a fucking nightmare come to life... in a box. like it's been hiding under your bed for the last 20 years and is just now coming to kill your ass, nice and slow.

baby rac, on the other hand... the motherfucking embodiment of just a little guy.

rac stays. sloth can go to hell.

2:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am in fact just at the tail end of a meth binge. Even I see that the sloth must go.
One definite vote for baby rac – and one for the racon laveur.
Canadians do meth too.

11:25 AM

 
Anonymous missC said...

i vote sloth.
sloths are so awesome lazy.

raccons are way to motivated. up all night stealing garbage, fighting with cats, they are too much trouble.
sloths are way more chill.

9:35 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

Buzzzzzzer.

30-24 sloth.

Rac made a last minute push but sloth was strong. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

10:23 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:44 AM

 
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8:10 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SL to the O-T-H! BICHAZZZZ!

3:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The zen of sloth: when sloth-in-a-box grows up, he will turn into this laid-back adult boulevarder:

http://www.greenfrogadventures.com/images/Fauna/Two-toed-sloth.jpg

[ Photo of 2-toed sloth that wandered into a Costa Rican café and went to sleep under a chair.]

This is the only animal that makes hanging around doing nothing look suave. This picture inspires one to slothdom; perhaps even to a place on the US Olympic inertia team. . Selah.

6:08 PM

 
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6:30 PM

 

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