P & W: 4.2
It was a fucking tie. I shit you not. Apparently, these guys are well matched so, get in the ring motherfucker.
He is back and he is pissed if not a little tuckered out from the last fight. It's alright, I understand, sleep.
I think this might be some other kind of baby raccoon, like a Quebecoise raccoon or something. But, as you may know, I don't know shit about animals. He's got a nice nestle goin' on in that hand. Rounded ears, striped tail, little hands, sleepy eyes. Booya.And his competitor:
Sloth in a box! and you're to blame.
So, when I left Dayton, the only thing in these boxes were books, knick-knacks, clothes, kitchen stuff and my Jumanji game. I swear. But now, there's this baby sloth hanging off the side and sleeping at the same time, which is adorable.
O man, o man. The thing about sloths is that they're called that for a reason. Lazy little fuckers and if you take them out of a tree and put them on the ground they look really uncomfortable and out of place. This guy on the other hand is right at home in a cardboard box as long as he can grip and dangle. Do your thing sloth-dog.
Get out the vote. Rock the vote. Vote or die.
posted by awww at 7:53 AM
59 Comments:
i vote for racoon.
10:01 AM
sloth in a box! sloth in a box!!
it's not only adorable, but it also sounds very much like snakes on a plane.
10:10 AM
Racoon! Racoon! Racoon!
How can anyone not love racoons after the John Candy movie "Great Outdoors"?!? The racoons totally ruled that movie! My vote goes to the baby rac in honor/memory of his relatives in the funniest scenes of that movie. :)
11:10 AM
You know I'm all sloth all the time.
11:32 AM
The Sloth. It's monday morning so it's gotta be the sloth. Sloth and monday mornings go together like...I dunno...too much effort to make a simile.
11:44 AM
I love sloth.
12:10 PM
sloth in a box. nothing better.
12:46 PM
confuseatron say Raccoon.
Sloths are interesting
Sloths are fun to look at
I'd like a sloth
But this is a CUTE BATTLE and the rac is CUTER!
12:47 PM
fun fact:
A Québecoise raccoon would be called a "raton laveur", or literally a "rat that washes (itself)".
Anyways, i vote for the raccoon. :)
1:42 PM
multi-sloth does NOT COUNT
1 sloth, 1 vote.
Keep the Koon, Ixnay the Othslay.
3:13 PM
Also, the raccoon washes himself- even when he's french!
The sloth has only had time to wash once in his whole life, because it takes 3 weeks to take a bath. So he smells.
3:15 PM
Racooney!!!!
4:47 PM
what the fuck, awww.
last post's vote was 27-26 raccoon -- the little guy won by one. do you hate him or something?
4:48 PM
sloth times one million, especially the baby kind
5:29 PM
sloth
5:46 PM
'Coon.
6:13 PM
its a close race, kinda like ohio
7:53 PM
"...Ssssllllooooottthhhhhh..." [that was the sloth, voting for himself]
10:22 PM
i would still like to keep the sloth. he can take a nap with spottie g and the river otter.
10:34 PM
You know, you gotta add a few votes for the sloth just because those of us who love the sloth are just too damn slow to get our votes up in time.
SLOTH
12:35 AM
aww baby racoon
1:05 AM
Holy crap. That sloth you've got is okay, but jessica's first sloth-in-a-box picture is not only riDICKulously cute, it's really eerily familiar. It's kind of like a cross between a Dark Crystal Landstrider and a Barrel O' Monkeys monkey, but that's not quite it. It's really going to bug me until I figure it out.
Sloth.
2:04 AM
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2:21 AM
Oy. This one is tough. Sloths are green because mold grows in their coats. I think they would smell badly. I say rrrrraaarrraaarrraacooooon!
8:21 AM
12-14 sloth
i think we need UN elections overseers
9:21 AM
Baby racoon
11:53 AM
Gotta be sloth. Have you ever heard of a sloth with rabies?
11:57 AM
It's not mold! It's algae! How can you not be in awe of an animal that's photosynthetic? Plus, SLOTHINABOX.
sloth x a million
1:14 PM
It's not mold! It's algae! How can you not be in awe of an animal that's photosynthetic? Plus, SLOTHINABOX.
sloth x a million
1:15 PM
Am I too late??
I cast a hearty vote for SLOTH.
1:50 PM
Vote early and often for baby racoon.
3:06 PM
Sloth.
3:40 PM
How many other animals can claim the same name of a deadly sin, huh?
3:40 PM
baby sloth, still so much cuter than the evil raccoon
4:22 PM
Rac.
4:22 PM
slow and steady wins the race....therefore the sloth rocks the house
4:24 PM
I vote for the sweepy wittle 'coon who's peeking at me!
4:36 PM
Coon all the WAY!!! No matter what Dimundo says!
4:52 PM
Fuck that! How do you beat the hanging sleeper??? I'm going to give that a try tonight.
P.S. That means I vote for sloth.
5:21 PM
AHA!!! I figured it out. They look exactly like the rat creatures in Jeff Smith's Bone.
5:28 PM
I vote sloth
7:46 PM
There was a sloth that had just been mugged by a group of snails. On the way to the police station, the officer started asking questions like they always do. The first question was what did the snails look like? The Sloth replied, "I don't remember it all happened so fast!"
(+1 vote for sloths)
8:01 PM
Sloth in a box.
12:23 AM
Slothhh
5:40 AM
Racoon baby!
7:45 AM
26 - 18 sloth. This is beginning to look like a wash out. But maybe it's more like the Dewey - Truman election.
11:21 AM
Baby racoon. I love sloths, I do, but the rac picture is too cute.
11:25 AM
Baby Sloth. All the time.
Baby racoon had a good run, played like a champ. But look at that sloth, man. LOOK at it.
1:33 PM
SLOTH! All sloth all the time!
2:36 PM
I want that rabid raton laveur!
2:42 PM
sloth is amazing, but racoon is cuuuuute. RACOON for the win!
5:07 PM
I didn't even think it would be close, but here's sloth in the lead.
Count me in for the 'coon.
11:57 PM
Dude. Sloth.
1:09 AM
i'm sorry... am i the only one not cracked out on crystal meth right now? the sloth is a fucking nightmare come to life... in a box. like it's been hiding under your bed for the last 20 years and is just now coming to kill your ass, nice and slow.
baby rac, on the other hand... the motherfucking embodiment of just a little guy.
rac stays. sloth can go to hell.
2:44 AM
I am in fact just at the tail end of a meth binge. Even I see that the sloth must go.
One definite vote for baby rac – and one for the racon laveur.
Canadians do meth too.
11:25 AM
i vote sloth.
sloths are so awesome lazy.
raccons are way to motivated. up all night stealing garbage, fighting with cats, they are too much trouble.
sloths are way more chill.
9:35 PM
Buzzzzzzer.
30-24 sloth.
Rac made a last minute push but sloth was strong. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.
10:23 AM
SL to the O-T-H! BICHAZZZZ!
3:50 PM
The zen of sloth: when sloth-in-a-box grows up, he will turn into this laid-back adult boulevarder:
http://www.greenfrogadventures.com/images/Fauna/Two-toed-sloth.jpg
[ Photo of 2-toed sloth that wandered into a Costa Rican café and went to sleep under a chair.]
This is the only animal that makes hanging around doing nothing look suave. This picture inspires one to slothdom; perhaps even to a place on the US Olympic inertia team. . Selah.
6:08 PM
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