4.18.2006

p dubs V

I'd like to start out by saying, nice work on the comment bombing. Keep it up. cute overload can rot in hell.

Let's play pancakes or waffles. Yay!

The rules: Votes go down in the comments section. Cheating is only cheating if you get caught.

The defending champ: He's changed the number of toes he has but he's still in a box and that what matters: Sloth In A Box.


Myaaa, hi. Better watch out, I'm finna scoop that box and bolt. Why you put something that I want so bad in an easily portable container. Dumbass. PEACE!


And now, Rocky to sloth's Apollo Creed, the wunda from down-unda, the aussie scruff-job, Wom-Bat!!!!

Hey, you know what I say, "If you got an itch..." He's kinda got a little piggy nose which almost looks like a tongue licking a regular nose. Back me up here. And he's clawing himself so ferociously that he's done gone and tipped his little ass over. I really like the right hand plant, left hand lift neck scratch move. I saw this guy playing twister in the '86 world champs and let me tell you. There was this Russian contortionist who thoought she was all that and figured she had everybody beat and then wombat comes out like 'what now? huh? what up now?"

It was fucking sick.

59 Comments:

Blogger Molly said...

Wombat. You should see these little dudes run. Hilarious. And fast!

12:20 PM

 
Blogger christy said...

Sloth in a box, because he looks cute, but somehow evil, too.

12:37 PM

 
Blogger pacalaga said...

wombat, definitely.

12:47 PM

 
Blogger Miss Plum said...

Sloth, sloth, sloth!

12:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth in a box

12:57 PM

 
Anonymous Twin C said...

Sloth it up, slothy!

12:58 PM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

You know I'm loyal to sloths unto death, sloth sloth sloth.

But in fairness, that's not the cutest wombat ever. We all have our off days. No big.

1:43 PM

 
Blogger Cat said...

That's definitely not the hottest picture of wommy. In reality they are very cute. But due to that photo, I am going to have to vote for the sloth.

2:03 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth innna Box. Maybe you can ship the sloth poop in the box over to the cuteoverlords. Dress it up in a little knitted cozy and they'd never know the difference. mah ha ha.

2:27 PM

 
Anonymous Emily said...

sloth!

4:51 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth in a box isn't doing it for me based on that description alone. it sounds like an incredibly unimpressive night of trying to get some lovin' ya heard me. like what is the guy bored or just weak--like the penile equivalent of a dead fish handshake. enough. i can't rally for that, are you fucking kidding me?

plus, my dad's nickname for us growing up was 'ya little wombat' and if the godfather taught me anything it's that you never go against the family.

wombat to move to the next round, sorry sloth--i liked you when you had your mom around to help you fight your fights.

JS

6:15 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLOTH

I'm voting by the picture not by the animal, and that wombat is fugly. I've seen cuter wombats.

Sloth sloth for the w
in win.

7:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wombat, der wombat, ein herrliche tier!

8:02 PM

 
Blogger emily said...

Sloth in a box alla way.
gooo sloooooooooth!

8:21 PM

 
Blogger Nana B said...

Sloth all the way. How can you not choose sloth in a box??

Oh btw....

I so love this site it's not even funny and whoever you are let's do lunch!

9:09 PM

 
Anonymous Trishis said...

based on all of the sloth voters out there, they're right about voters being dumb and uneducated.

scientists have studied cute and we now know that cute is defined as:

"bright forward-facing eyes set low on a big round face, a pair of big round ears, floppy limbs and a side-to-side, teeter-totter gait, among many others." -NYTIMES

the sloth is none of those, the wombat however:
http://oceancolor.gsfc.nasa.gov/staff/gene/IMAGES/wombat.jpg

WOMBAT '06!

9:43 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

oh fuck, somebody please tell me that Paul Krugman is commenting on JALG.

9:56 PM

 
Anonymous Flora said...

Gotta go with sloth in a box - that evil grin is just too much. I love the permanent smile they have.

1:28 AM

 
Blogger Antid Oto said...

Trishis, that wombat is kind of awful. It's got a piece of straw or something hanging out of what I assume is its vagina. In fact, it reminds me of this (warning: HORRIFYING). I don't really think wombats are all that cute, but the one Awwww put up comes close because its eyes are squinched up so earnestly as it goes for that itch.

On the other hand, the clipboard hanging off the edge of the desk behind that sloth is kind of confusing. It's like in the veterinary hospital they accidentally hooked the sloth over the foot of the bed and left the patient chart lying just anywhere. Nurses hate that.

In the end, sloth. I like the bandito mask and raccoon striping. It's like Awwww found a compromise sloth because the baby raccoon put up such a good fight.

SLOTH

1:39 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Wombat, you'll always be a winner in my eyes.

1:42 AM

 
Anonymous riikka said...

Aye! Wommm-bat! Wommm-bat! My favorite!

8:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

slooooth!

8:52 AM

 
Anonymous Emu said...

Sloth!

In case you didn't hear me they first time...

SLOTH INNA BOX!!

10:21 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth, big up yourself each and every time, you know you're large!

10:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again...sloth. When I was a teen, back in the dark ages, calling a guy a "wombat" was synonymous with "creepy dorky 95 pound nerd with oily hair and big glasses who gets sand kicked in his face at the beach"

10:54 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got to go with the sloth.

11:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wombats are cuter than sloths, but sloths are cuter than that dead zombie wombat you have there...

SLOTH.

12:31 PM

 
Blogger ts said...

Sloth-in-a-box!

4:03 PM

 
Blogger becca-jo said...

Sloth in a litter box? No i say!
Wombat in a cage match ANY DAY!

4:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In deference to the 'bat's Kung Fu Scratching Stance, plus the timeless JALG line "...wombat, ideal for hand to hand combat" - I'm going over to Team WOMBAT.

5:09 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth! sloth sloth sloth!

5:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth.

5:23 PM

 
Anonymous trishis said...

Krugman here.

Further evidence that wombats are superior: this little guy has a phD http://www46.homepage.villanova.edu/
wood.bouldin/

what about these little guys:
http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/
other/wombat-rest.html
I want to see a sloth look that cute AT REST.

I mean come on people, these guys are like roly poly brown pandas, scientifically speaking the cute a-bomb, and they're even worse at fine AND gross motor skills.

5:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth is undefeatable.

6:21 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's this bringing in outside pictures bullshit.

That's like saying vote for ted kennedy because hey look, JFK was cool.

Wombat's are cute, but I knew wombat, and senator, you're no wombat.

6:54 PM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

I mean, like Duh, the sloth is cuter, but knee-jerk cuteness is NOT what JALG is about. That would be the unsavory territory of cuteness overload et. al. Therefore I vote the nasty-ass chicken-eatin' finger-lickin' wombat. 'cause he reminds me of Biggie.

7:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wom-BAT

11:48 PM

 
Blogger Tricia said...

Ever played roulette? Let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on wombat.

1:20 AM

 
Anonymous missc said...

SLOTH IN A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOX!

i can't get enough sloths in boxes.

6:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sloth in a box, yo.
-jp

9:27 AM

 
Blogger awww said...

Despite some real standup loyalty, "the nasty-ass chicken-eatin' finger-lickin' wombat" is getting the hay kicked out of his vagina.

30-12 sloth

9:40 AM

 
Blogger usually_vulgar said...

wombat. wombat. wombat.

12:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a vote for wombat - purely driven by all-encompassing sloth hate.

12:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slothina Box

1:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloth in a box!

1:32 PM

 
Anonymous trishis said...

awww, can you clarify -- are we voting on the animal as in all wombats versus all sloths on the planet or that we can find google images of ( a much cuter concept BTW) OR are we voting on that specific wombat in that specific photo?

2:06 PM

 
Blogger awww said...

the rules are simple:

1) pancakes or waffles

3:06 PM

 
Anonymous Joanne said...

WOMBAT! WOMBAT! Sloth in a box *can* be defeated!

3:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

combat wombat!!

9:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wombat tongue:

"It is supposed that this is automatically attractive to the male, in the same way a man finds a lisp attractive in an adult woman."

--richard dawkins, the selfish gene

wombat stays. sloth can go to hell.

2:07 AM

 
Blogger awww said...

16 -32 sloth
apparently the combat in combat wombat is for the britishrap-rock band or the armorer, who's getting ptihy in the smithy.

10:09 AM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

the sloths! united! can never be defeated!

10:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wombat. he doesn't need an effing prop to help him win.

would you sloth supporters vote for the sloth alone? i doubt it. sloth needs a prop like his mom or a box to get votes. how pathetic. i don't even know what you people are voting for: are you voting for the sloth or the box? you seem equally excited by both.
is it that you just like things that sorta rhyme? if 'goat in a boat' or 'panther in a camper' was up for the vote, is the title all it would take for you? how simple and a little sad.

i need a champ who's a little more dynamic. wombat--nothing but heart, no gimmicks, to win.

JMS

11:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wombat! One time I saw a wombat scratch his butt with his front paw, like a furry lil' plumber. It was the best day of my life.

11:05 AM

 
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