5.19.2006

go friday, it's your birthday

Degu. It means marble in mandarin. And it mean cat food in turkish.
These both came from Valerie. We know valerie.
It's like he's coming out of the fog to rescue me form some bender that has gone so badly that I think it's going well. He'll nurse me back to sobriety and sanity. This time's for real.


And sorry Image_Shifter but I'm invoking the "you can't monopolize all of FBF just because you have more free time than everybody else. So, you get at most 5 pictures unless there is a coherant theme that is interupted by omitting one or more of your pictures" rule.

Tapir. Unfortunately, no hands. But still gots to maintain that dental hygene right? I give you, the tapir toothbrush. Imagine how his ass shakes back and forth when he rubs his face on it. There's a center of gravity issue with the fact that his head is so big compared to his body. head goes left, body goes right, etc.. And his ass is pink. Hehe.

I think this is a pygmy loris. Not bad.

Uh doubleup uh uh. They come in pairs too.

In light of the recent bear monkey fiasco in Dutchland. I give you sloth bears.
Also the taint swangler. Turns out when they're babies, they actually cute and not flashing grundle or mauling some innocent primate. Who knew?
T.I.A.B Anybody? anybody? no?

Ok, never mind.

Pudu. You said it man. That animal isn't cute. Oh shit what's that hiding in between her legs.
Baby pudu. Now that shit is cute. He so timid. I think they walk backwards until they're like 6 or something. Keep on banin' into shit ass first. Thump. Thud. Bump.


And finally from Christina, the baby gouti.
What is this thing. It looks like it travels by turning into a liquid and drooling it's way through a 1500 mile migration. I guess I'm impressed.
This one got caught in the tide of agouti. It was more like a tsunami. Too soon?

PEACE!

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

loris _twins_ ... true excellence. i like how they're posing on a piece of fruit, like some kind of fucked up still life. L

12:41 AM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

Um, I swear I'm not a loser.

2:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is the animal in that first picture? ask valerie because it's cute and i want one.

JS

6:42 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i mean, is 'degu' the kind of animal? sorry it's late in england, and i'm drunk and confused. but i want one.

6:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

degu is indeed the type of animal... i may or may not have bitten that shit directly from here, also while drunk and confused:

http://foto.qwerty.cz/slideshow.php?
set_albumName=osmaci

and no, i have no clue what the hell language that's in. things i do know: degu porn is hott.

valerie

9:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that see you next tuesday from Cute Vomitload totally ripped off your tapir today...

what? how do I know? um, someone told me? I don't read that kraft-slice junk... no. no way.

1:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that see you next tuesday from Cute Vomitload totally ripped off your tapir today...

what? how do I know? um, someone told me? I don't read that kraft-slice junk... no. no way.

1:05 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great pics but you do realize that there is no such thing as "Dutchland", right?

6:57 AM

 
Anonymous guffaw said...

Geez, its monday night already and I'm still sniggering at 'taint swangler'

am I immature or something?

5:17 PM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

oh, sweet loris. loris loris.

also, the degu album? it's woo-hah, got you all in czech.

11:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:39 AM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

also, i have now had "uh doubleup uh uh" in my head for about three days. so hey, thanks for that.

8:21 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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