6.23.2006

How do you make a tiger love a pig? You get me drunk! Budum ching. Nope, truth is you wrap em in tiger blankets. So you get pigs in blankets. Little did you know that in your refusal to let me quit, I changed formats and now JALG is all cornball all the time.
So here I'm looking at the one second from the right. I guess that would be the one who had none. He's backwards. I knew this girl in college who slathered everything she owned in exotic animal prints. I can't help but think she's resposible for this somehow.
Holy fuck, how did this arrangement come to pass. Were they placed there or did they climb up on their own free will. Does the tiger nurse them? Is the tiger kosher? I have so many questions.
Now, as a general rule, I don't like bows. But c'mon. Look how perfect the tiger's nose is. Get some snot on that thing or somethin.
So you take one creature, infamous for its voracious consumption, and another creature, infamous for its tender juicy flavor and you get them to snuggle. World peace is obtainable.
Shit, if I was that tiger I'd have a homebrew smoker up and running in about 20 minutes. Have me some baby back ribs, porchetta, mailino chops. Shit.

The sneak, and booya, underside head nuzzle. Gorgeous.
I'd like to thank my mom for the pics. (yeah i have a fucking mom. So what?)

100 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to buzzkill, desi. kick a piglet while you're at it.

good research, tho.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think it's a buzzkill -- the pictures are real and now I know that the tiger in the picture was herself nursed by a pig! That's pretty awesome.

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Oh, ENOUGH with the underside head nuzzle, Ijustcan'ttakeitanymore!!!

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Blogger Unknown said...

You know theres alot of weird animal sex things /general against nature stuff in this column (hell, i even said i'd have sex with bear) but this maybe too far..Tigers should eat bacon. Isn't it a sign of the rapture that prey should lie down with the predator?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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oh my god, your mom sent you those pictures? does that mean your mom actually reads this blog? mrs. awwww, i'd like to apologize for anything perverse or off-color that i may have written in response to your son's posts; i.e. most likely the majority of what i've written. i'll send a picture i took at the london zoo via awwww as a token of my sincerest apologies.

eternally yours,

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