9.27.2006

Pancakes or Waffles 11: Skool is for sukkers

Whutup assholes! Now, according to our resident statistician and back-rubber (read pedophile) over here at JALG, our readership has plummeted since our "summer break", which basically entailed a bout of real unadulterated laziness.

Regardless, what this means is that YOUR vote actually counts more now than ever. No, not you, dick. YOU, yeah you.

That being said, let's make some fucking brunch.

Our reigning champion (knees up splash), the Genet. He got by last time purely on those eyes. Sh-sh-shit, them's some pretty eyes. But, now they're closed so his primary weapon is off the table. How you gunna do it little guy without big 'ol dumbshit puppydog eyes to help you out? Huh? Wussat? Oh, I gotcha. You're gunna take the fuzzy little ball angle. Nice move.

Fucking crap, you stack 'em up on top of each other and they just get cuter than before. You can see the little burgeoning ringtail in the background. Nicely set against the terrycloth. The one on the bottom is just so face down and his little ears are just all pink and whatever. The one on top is dreaming of slaughtering his first guinea hen. Go get 'em sport.

Ok, I got some tough Competition here for yous guys. It's Juicy Fruit Week here on jalg so "Ugh, double up, Ugh Ugh." Someone is clearly waving a ..... they're waving around a ...... um, what the fuck do meerkats eat. Grass? Dirt? Got me. Maybe grasshoppers. Ooooohh, maybe roaches. Shit, remind me to pick up some meerkats.
Anyway, someone is dangling a big juicy whatever over there to our right and those meerkats want it. And I want the meerkats. That's a serious grip you got on those kats there bub, or lady or whatever.

Hey, bublady, I recognize that wedding band. You two timing animal double gripping. Nay, double double gripping fiend. You're fucking up gum week or whatever it's called.

We need your votes. Pick an animal and vote for it.

32 Comments:

Blogger miz_ginevra said...

the genet. eyes closed and stacked on top of each other. it's almost porny.

11:05 PM

 
Blogger Alex said...

Gotta go with the genet.

1:08 AM

 
Blogger sarah said...

meerkats forever! come on, they look just like prince john from disney's best movie ever, the cartoon version of robin hood. but cuter. waaaay cuter.

3:19 AM

 
Anonymous FlightlessParrot said...

Genets. Meerkats are great, but these ones have got a pretty evil expression. Little guys have to look innocent.

5:21 AM

 
Anonymous sfk said...

genet, genet, genet

7:37 AM

 
Anonymous phrawzty said...

Genet FTW!

8:04 AM

 
Anonymous nikita said...

I predict the biggest landslide victory since Roosevelt in '36. Meerkats = Landon, bitches! I'm going with the pair of genets.

8:49 AM

 
Blogger becca-jo said...

poor kats of meer. i'm gonna have to go with the generation of genets.

10:25 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genet.

10:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genet! Meerkats were only cute until The Lion King.

10:51 AM

 
Blogger Katy said...

wow...wow..this is a hard decision...i guess i must go with...meerkats, but it was a tough one

11:16 AM

 
Anonymous Sarahcarter said...

Genet all the way.

11:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

genet all the way

11:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genets. Look at those little guys. They're gonna take over the world as soon as they can open their eyes.

1:29 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

genet
on
genet

4:22 PM

 
Blogger Alizarin said...

Genets. I love meerkats, but these are not their best photographer. In this pairing, the genets rule.

4:39 PM

 
Blogger sulicat said...

Genets. All. The. Way.
Those meerkats look like crack hooors compared to the unconcious mini genets.

7:37 PM

 
Anonymous rabid capybara said...

Genets, especially since they're adorable AND dreaming of disemboweling small game.

9:43 PM

 
Blogger image_shifter said...

Awww,
Gernerally, I like to wait till it seems like one side's going to win and then strat to campaign vigourously for the other side. But this time it's pretty hard. Fuck me if those jean genets aren't the cutest thing. But just to keep up with my own personal tradition, I'll vote for the vey-iz-mir-cats, the true underdogs double fisting it at the frat party where they know they don't belong....

12:01 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two votes for the Genet.

12:34 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Normally I'd go with the meeerkats, but the sleepy genets are so much cuter! Plus they are in focus. I gotta go with the genets. Sorry meerkats :'(

12:38 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

genet on genet action.even though i voted against them last time these furry little lincoln logs have stolen my heart as if it were the guts of a hapless smaller animal/bird.

12:39 AM

 
Anonymous sterna said...

Genets. Geeeeeeeeeenets. Genets genets genets.

I mean, come on.

9:10 AM

 
Blogger Sarah said...

genet!

12:59 PM

 
Blogger Sarah said...

genet!

1:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go go genet!

1:17 PM

 
Anonymous Elaine said...

I hate to vote for the overdog, but the genets are just so dang cute.

6:41 PM

 
Anonymous MissC said...

gimmie more genet!

8:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meerkats. Just for the name. Dutch for "sea cats" you know. Like, the polar opposite of catfish. Say it. MEEEEErkats.
Plus they're being held like those little rubber dolls that you squeeze and their eyes pop forward-- like the martian doll thing from Archie McPhee.

9:06 PM

 
Blogger Akio said...

Genet!

3:43 AM

 
Anonymous LinDaKat said...

As a Kat of the Krazy variety...we kats must stick together. Meerkats all the way!

11:29 AM

 
Blogger Riikka said...

Evil twin meerkats here please, these spiders need some taming in my house right now.

5:12 PM

 

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