combat wombat

Well, alas, combat wombat doesn't look like he's going to make it to the next round. Domage. But, I decided to have a little thing to say goodbye because, you know, wombats are now extinct because of you. Assholes.

You know, I can put up giggly little cute pictures of wombats. I can do that. I was trying to push you boundaries a little, but fine, if you want to live in your little safe world where wombats make you tap your coworker and go 'ahhwwhgghhgha", then that's what you'll get.

This your basic science fictiony bizzaro wombat. Alkso kinda artsy. This might actually be a mouse I have no clue.
He's all: "I'm doing it, I'm doing it!" and the dude behind him is all: Way to go champ!

Straight up. Wombats are cute. Little ears round and fuzzy all that good stuff.
Whatcha got there little guy? Sock? Used rubber? Syringe? firearm? Who gives a wombat a firearm anyway? He's got a rucking record for godsake and you just hand him a forty 5 like it's a glass of fucking water. You're the criminal.

Now this is a little series I call Aussie dudes manhandling wombats. This dude barely has pubes and he's got his money grips all up on this wombat. Ew.

Looks like your little friend there isn't too psyched about your new "arrangement"

Man, this wombat looks fucking laaaaaaazy, and believe me I know lazy. Some wombats are like: hold me. This one is like: cradle. I'm just going to lie here like a sack 'o' taters.
Shit he just wants to hang dog.

HEY! I know you, you fuck. You're that dude who threw his baby at a monster, right? Yeah, you are.
That wombat looks fucking heavy am I right? And what's up with wombats just being dead weight. It's a vestigial traight from their evolutionary era of liberal activism. You know what that makes you croc-dog? Riot cop. Bitch.

Now, to finish off our series of aussies groping wombats.

There is something about the bug eyed look of surprise combined with the clean hands and stethescope that has a really genuinely horrific sci-fi alien-probing unwilling-patient thing. I'm getting all sceeved out here.
Oh, god , oh god. He's all helpless, legs dangling. Terrified, wouldn't you be.